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Rumsprung Ch. 01

by lustypenny on Mar 6, 2018
Group Sex

Thanks to the lovely Sparrow for inviting me on this project! *** "Wh– what in God's name is she doing?" "Oh, fuck... THAT'S what I'm talking about..." Willa didn't miss a beat when she cast a glance around the edge of her folded bonnet at the pair of conservatively-dressed women who had just tiptoed into the dimly-lit alley. In lieu of a greeting, she d...

Mister Micropenis

by 2InchJake on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Lea suppressed a smirk as she skimmed through the e-mail and clicked on its Web site link, as she realized that Jack's most secret shame had been revealed to everyone on the Internet, by the most hilariously humiliating means imaginable. Lea had been forwarded a free membership to "Mister Micropenis," a creation of a fellow ex-girlfriend of Jack's, that con...

BDSM on a Budget

by Tawny Brown on Sep 25, 2017
How To

There are a great number of people who wander onto toy websites every day researching the various toys and instruments one is required to have in order to have a quality BDSM experience. Unfortunately, some of these toys can be rather expensive. For the Master or Mistress who is experienced, has been into the lifestyle for a lengthy time, or has embarked on...

Scissors

by lioness_71 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Thanks go to my editor Althefish. You're the best. * It is a cool crisp Saturday morning in autumn. I am spending my morning running some errands and doing some shopping. It's 'College Football Day' in the house, and we have rules, I don't bother Mike during College Football Day, and Mike doesn't bother me during the Green Bay Packer games. It's a mutually...

Maria, Slut Wife: Business Client.

by Sustainer on Sep 28, 2020
Loving Wives

My wife Maria was obsessed with becoming a high-priced call girl, paid to have sex with upper level business clients in luxury hotels. While it took some time and research to make her fantasy into reality, the effort paid benefits. Here is Maria's narration of one of her more unusual transactional encounters with a high-level executive in Detroit's auto in...

Letter to Class Reunion Committee

by Erbanluv on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

Dear Committee Members; I would just love to attend the 45th anniversary reunion of our high school graduating class. Thank you so much for inviting me. You wanted some personal background information for the class newsletter, so let me provide you with a brief synopsis of what has happened in my life since graduation. I married just a few years after gra...

A Cruel Hand Job Queen!

by justincbenedict on Aug 6, 2019
BDSM

"I really like these diamond earrings. Two carats is impressive to this girl." "Callie, you've changed my life. And my parents like you. My mom just told me how she thinks 'Calypso St. Claire is a pretty name, and she's so classy." "I was christened Edna Mae Womack, and grew up in a double-wide, but I'll take it." "Oh God, you're making me almost spurt, C...

The O-Mobile

by Tess73 on Sep 19, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

So, this is the address my co-worker gave me. It's an average inconspicuous looking place, and there's a car parked in the driveway so someone must be home. My co-worker Angela said to ask for "Diane" and give Diane this strange, rather erotic phrase hastily scribbled down on a piece of paper. Whatever, Angela. I approach the front door, and ring the doorbe...

Hell on the Highway

by Spencerfiction on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Dad's new car was a Triumph. Actually, it wasn't really new and was not much of a triumph either. He was proud as punch, though, bringing our first family car home the evening before our annual week's summer holiday. Holidays were a trying time back in those days, the early 1960s. For the short six weeks of the school holidays, the weekends became like the...

Swingers New Ad Ch. 3

by Sparky Kronkite on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Marcy and Paul here again - we told you that we we're going to update our ad yet again and as promised - here it is. We decided to do this once again because we continued to feel that we weren't getting enough action (hey, we're very horney folks) and besides the last one got a few complaints of being a little to cold. So, we decided to keep the main headl...