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Spanking Clause

by Sarahcheer on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

Sarah was sitting in her apartment, bored out of her mind. She had been trying to find herself some work for the better part of 4 months, with little success. As she scanned the papers, she saw a help wanted add for a holiday display at the mall. The add was for a helper elf, and promised some good pay, for the time worked. It wasn't much, but at least she w...

Office Call

by goddess74 on Sep 11, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Fantasies are crazy things. For years you have them, some reoccurring. Many of us have made lists of places you want to do it, and try, most of the time unsuccessfully, to cross off the list one by one. I made a list one night with my girlfriends at the bar, and not too surprisingly, we all wanted the same crazy passionate sex as the other. Out of the six of...

Hickory, Dickory, Cock! Women Only!

by peppermintpatty2006 on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

Women Beware – When the Pussy is Away, the King Rat Will Play I remember when I was a kid and my dad used to go to the horse races when my mom was out-of-town. Dad wasn't looking for women; he was partly handicapped in later life. Well, that's a long story. Somehow, he still managed to do what he liked best – bet on the ponies as much as he could. He'd sn...

Battle for the Known Unknown Ch. 19

by bradley_stoke on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter Nineteen Intrepid - 3754 A.D. Naked and hairless. The shame of it. Isaac had never been so since he was a baby. The humiliation was torment in itself. But Isaac could comfort himself that he wasn't the only one so demeaned. All around him and equally immobilised on the grassy lawns of this strange Elysian but Godless world were others like him: def...

Sex and the City

by PrincessErin on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

If you are a guy you need to stop reading. No seriously. This is not the movie for you. It's a chick flick and this will only be boring for you. Well no, actually, I'm wrong. There are a few things that you'd like about this movie. There is nudity. Yes, nudity. The movie has naked breasts, naked women, naked men, oh and you do see a hard cock. The movie is r...

Fantasy Forest

by redshirt1 on Oct 12, 2018
Fantasy

![]()(https://forum.chyoa.com/threads/my-illustrations-for-chyoa-stories.2127/page-8#post-80550) You are Helika. A young pale faced women with long red hair flowing shoulder length hair framing a cute feminine face; Plump lips long eye lashes and shining green emerald eyes. Unavoidable are your more ''delicate'' features Large breasts barely contained by you...

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A Superhuman Mastermind in Time

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

They call me horrendous company. What a load of crap. It's amazing how people manage to make themselves look good and shamelessly discredit the opposition when telling their side of the story. I'm sure those xenophobic goons in 1940s Germany had a good story when they were made to pay for what they did. My name is Alex Des-Pres. A big and tall young Black ma...

Everyman's Handy Guide to Cunnilingus

by JazzManJim on Sep 25, 2017
How To

It's been noted that, just perhaps, members of the male gender haven't fully grasped the essential techniques of the wondrous sexual act known as cunnilingus. I will endeavor to use my decades of experience with hundreds if not tens of thousands of satisfied women (some of whom had to undergo physical therapy afterwards to regain proper use of their orgasm-w...

Done by Choice

by AdobeFats on Dec 6, 2019
Fantasy

Would you believe it that what I am about to tell was done by choice. Really it was a queer find, me finding a coke bottle painted pink and having a cork plugged into the neck of it, when I removed the cork, low and behold there came a cute as sexy very feminine a Genie. Commonplace to what is thought of a Genie, she was elated to being set free from her bot...

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Behind The Picture

by qexiqex on Apr 22, 2025

I am regularly running a 'Captions Contest' on my discord. This story is used to archive the contributions to those contests and make them available to a wider audience. What you'll find here are a number of short stories about a certain picture (the picture itself is embedded as well so you know what the story is about). The stories of each image can be acc...

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