Freaky Ass Fuck Parody "This is good coke James... and I don't even like coke." "Yeah... it's purer than a virgin's punanny." "Ha... I know you know about that you horny bastard." "Nope... I don't like virgins... I prefer sluts... like you." "HEYYY! Just for that... no blowjob... on second thought..." My sister, Ann Coulter, reaches in my green with go...
This story happened 14 years ago when I was 18 years old. My girlfriend Jenny and I were at a friends house on a Saturday night doing what most 18 year olds did back then. Mostly this consisted of drinking and listening to tunes. Somewhere through out the festivities a few of us started playing Pictionary. Jenny got up to the big pad of paper taped to the wa...
So to understand something... I've been known to tie my boy up, leave him suffering for me, with clamps or pegs or something, and cum while watching him suffer for me. After that explosive orgasm, though, I actually felt closer to him than I do after pleasing myself. That was a little unexpected. But as we curled up and he drifted off to sleep, I smiled to...
When A arrived home, there was a parcel notification in his letter box. He glanced at his watch and saw that he had fifteen minutes to get down the road to collect whatever it was. After signing for it and ripping open the courier bag, A turned the parcel over in his hands. It was wrapped with a plain brown paper that looked either hand made, or like the co...
Betty Johnson could tell by the pounding at the sides of her head that this was going to be a two Valium night. It was 7:30 pm, and she was still in the office. Sometimes she would look up at the clock, see how late it was, and wonder whatever could have possessed her to become a lawyer. She had worked hard for her degree, unlike many of her colleagues. It...
"YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME AVERY!" Mitch yelled waking me from a sound sleep. Bright sunlight was streaming into the room and as I struggled to focus on my surroundings I heard Mitch's voice again. "How the fuck did this happen?" He was sitting on the edge of the bed his back toward me. I rolled over on my side and reached out touching him on the...
So, I've wanted to try black dick for a few months, now. All my boyfriends all my life have been white. I've never slept with a black guy. I met this really sexy black guy on an adult chat site over the summer, and our chat was really hot. It didn't hurt that I saw some really sexy pictures of him. He had these awesome six pack abs, and this huge cock, that...
I woke up to use the bathroom and saw a glowing light and heard groaning coming from the den. I padded my way to the back of the house and watched him sitting at the desktop with his robe open tugging and rubbing his cock watching porn. If I had been married and wasn't getting laid I'd be watching porn too. You can't blame the guy. My inner slut wondered if...
He was holding my hand after he picked me up on my walk... His hands were so much bigger than mine - and they were so, so strong... Today his hand was in mine - but other times his hands were anywhere from between my legs or somewhere between groping my tits and pinching my nipples... Either way, I adored how he touched me, no matter what his particular wan...
I was nearly finished mopping the floor. I was about to squeeze the last drops of water from the mop when I slipped and fell on my ass. “Oh, shit!” I said. I took off my soaked shirt and looked up to see Amanda giving a long look at my hard abs. “Do you work out?” she said. “You look hard.” Her sensuous voice triggered my dick, and I quickly turned around...