by
DickThePimp
on Oct 8, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a freaky sleazy fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real
This is my latest installment in my VS series... This one is an off shoot of The Bing Bang Theory sex parodies I have written... It's Penny vs Bernadette, both from The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2018... Enjoy my fellow freaks
I was laid out on my couch, nude, making out with my nude...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!!
WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
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by
DickThePimp
on Apr 17, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Parody... Not Real
This is a sex parody starring characters from the sitcom The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2019
My wife Penny and I have been married for two years. We've been dating for five. I first met her at The Cheesecake Factory years ago. I ordered some pie... she gave me some pussy in the bathroom. She was dating some scientist named Leon...
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on Apr 22, 2025
Chapter One: The Unexpected Guest Penny and Bernadette were enjoying a quiet evening at their apartment, sipping wine and catching up on their favorite shows.
As they were about to settle in for the night, there was a loud knock on the door. Both girls were surprised, as they weren't expecting anyone to visit.
Penny cautiously opened the door to find Howard...
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by
DickThePimp
on Nov 6, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a big perverted fuck parody series based on the sitcom The Big Bang Theory... It ain't real
My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton)
San Francisco, CA. 2:30 pm
"Smile baby... say CHEESE!"
"CHEESE!!"
My good friend Bernadette smiled around my 10 inch meat missile, her fucking sexy mouth stretched obscenely wide around my huge cock. She was blowing me, whil...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 30, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
THIS IS A PERVERTED FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL
THIS IS MY NEW SERIES STARRING ME AND THE CAST OF THE BIG BANG THEORY... IT WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME OF MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS AND OTHER REAL LIFE CELEBRITIES AND TV SHOW AND MOVIE CHARACTERS... IT TAKES PLACE IN 2018
My Freaky Family Members In This Episode:
My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton)
My Cousi...
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by
DickThePimp
on Aug 7, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Main Cast :
James (Me)
Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory)
Bernadette (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory)
Spence (Spence From The King Of Queens)
I have a cool life. I'm a male escort for hire. It's fun. Banging hot, rich chicks. Sometimes not so hot... Sometimes not so rich... but hey, it's a living.
I have a girlfriend that I adore. She live...
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by
canuckCD
on Sep 13, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Penny and Leonard finally made up and were a couple again.
Sheldon had reluctantly gone to a conference at the University, so they thought they had the apartment to themselves for the day, and were making love in Leonard's bed. Leonard still couldn't believe his luck that he had scored with a girl as hot and sexy as Penny. Her body felt so good against his...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 2, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Cast :
James (Me)
Mama (Porn Queen Kelly Madison)
Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory)
Ronda (Ronda Rousey)
Bernadette (Melissa Rouch/The Big Bang Theory)
Spence (The King Of Queens)
Howard (Simon Hedberg/The Big Bang Theory)
And Cameo By :
Betty White (Herself)
Damn sunlight. Fucking trailer ain't worth shit when the damn sun's out. Fucking...
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by
Knoxic
on Apr 23, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
(Leonard's apartment)
Leonard was sat in the armchair, he looked down between his legs and saw the beautiful green eyes of Bernadette staring back at him. She was busy slobbering on his cock. Her ginormous tits sandwiching it from both sides.
She had her hands pressed on both of her tits, so as to make as tight a tunnel as possible for him to slide his big...
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