This is a sleazy ass fuck parody... It ain't real Cast : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) Ronda Rousey (Herself) Professor Gaia (Herself) Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Beth (Beth Chapman) And Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) "I'm glad you won your bet babe... thank you for the wonderf...
(Fictional story about fictional characters) (This is my interpretation of S1, E6; "The Middle Earth Paradigm") *** The four nerds trudged up the three flights of stairs leading to Apartment 4A, complaining and rehashing their recent thrashing in Paintball at the hands (and guns) of a juvenile bar- mitzvah party team. They were exhausted from toting their...
Fictional story about fictional characters ***** Penny was very proud of herself: with all the hasty, hectic preparations surrounding Howard and Bernadette's wedding; she had succeeded in planning a bachelorette party for her best friend. She almost chuckled out loud, thinking about how Bernadette was sincerely her best friend. A couple years ago she never...
Fictional story about fictional characters. (My version of S. 8, E. 8 "The Prom Equivalency") ***** Penny was behind the kitchen counter of her apartment making cocktails, awaiting the arrival of her friends Bernadette Wolowitz and Amy Farrah Fowler, when the door opened and they walked in carrying take-out food for everyone. Amy spied neat piles of cloth...
"Where are we going?" I asked my husband as we took a leisurely drive along the coast highway. It was a perfect early autumn morning, the sun beating down with the promise of a hot day, ideal for sunbathing. As we drove the skyscrapers or Sydney reflected onto the water. My husband Kevin, had been working so hard during the summer that we had not had much f...
Kissing Kate Upton, while she's laying on you in nothing but a gray tee shirt, her huge natural melons rubbing your chest, with no bra to get in the way... is a pretty fucking great way to spend ur day, evening, or night. "Cum in me daddy. I wanna have your baby. Mmmmmmmmm." Kate being sexy, slutty Kate. Having Kate Upton tell you to cum in her, cause she w...
Author's note: The series continues with this season 6, episode 20. The series doesn't reset, but follows the show's story sequence. * After the wild party Leonard and Penny threw, the guys were gathered in the cafeteria eating lunch. Barry Kripke (John Ross Bowie) came in and announced that Professor Tupperman was found dead in his office and it opened a...
(Fictional story about fictional characters) Penny was sitting behind her glass-top desk at Zangen Pharmaceuticals contemplating her life...in other words: day-dreaming. The day before, the CEO of Zangen had presented her with a plaque recognizing her as "Salesperson of the Year," for her marketing campaign for their newest Erectile Dysfunction drug. The co...
A couple weeks later Amy and Sheldon found out that they were one of the finalists for the Nobel Prize in Physics. They were camped out at Leonard and Penny's apartment waiting for word if they were winners or not. There was a nine hour time difference between Sweden and Pasadena. Sheldon was falling asleep and gave Leonard the okay to slap him if he fell...
[Several years back I wrote a series of stories called Dress Off, about an agency of female secret agents who employed unusual and highly public games of embarrassment and exposure in order to recruit promising new agents. The main story's fifth chapter was an unintentional cliffhanger for far too long as I took a break from writing, and I have now finally r...