by
DickThePimp
on Feb 12, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Swagg Pimpin' Sex Parody
On the patio outside my penthouse suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Lighting a blunt. Smoking, looking at the pool party downstairs. All nude and shit... swaggin'... hangin' 10 thick. Hands on the rail, smoke in the air.
What's next Dick? What about those lame ass hoes that talk shit on Literotica? Who's gettin' swagg pimped next?...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a pimped out redneck fuck parody series... It ain't real
This is my biggest fuck parody series ever... It will be a bunch of perverted episodes about my freaky ass, pimped out and sleazy redneck life... I'm keeping it simple... There will be tons of sex, freaky shit and sleazy ass perverted fun... I make porn, sell drugs, pimp hoes and sell motherfu...
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by
fearthisss
on Feb 26, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"Dayyyy-um, girl, you done good for yourself!" Penny said as she admired Bernadette's new corner office at Zangen.
"Gee, thanks," Bernadette beamed.
"So, how many dicks did you have to suck to get this?" Penny asked jokingly.
But Bernadette didn't take it that way. "What do you mean?! You don't think I could get this without sucking dick?!" Truth be told,...
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by
shaggy77
on Jan 29, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
A fictional story about fictional characters.
*****
Penny couldn't wait, and even knowing full well she was tempting the wrath of Dr. Sheldon Cooper, she ran across the hall from her apartment and burst through the doorway of 4A without so much as a tap on the door. Sure enough, Sheldon jerked his long neck in her direction, scowled, and began his anticipa...
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by
fearthisss
on Sep 17, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Raj, Amy, and Bernadette were all gathered in Penny's apartment.
"Thanks again for letting me crash girls' night," Raj said.
Penny replied "Are you kidding? You brought fancy wine and made fondue. I've fucked guys for less." They all looked at her. "It's a joke." She looked down into her glass of wine. "Based on real events."
Raj broke the award silenc...
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by
DickThePimp
on Apr 13, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
The Playboy Life 01
By : DickThePimp
Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm
"Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls."
We laugh.
"Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though."
We laugh again.
"Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands...
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by
fearthisss
on Jan 23, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
The guys were all gathered in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment playing Warlords of Ka'a when there was a knock on the door and Penny and Zack walked in.
Penny was holding a rolled up magazine in her hand. "Hey, your copy of Science magazine was in my mailbox." She passed it to Zack, who was now sitting on the couch next to Leonard, expecting Zack to pass it...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 31, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
My girl Penny (The Big Bang Theory) is enjoying her new side job... real estate agent. She's getting really good at it. When you look like she does, it makes thing a whole lot easier. Great tits and ass, beautiful face... not minding a little fuck and suck to seal the deal.
She's actually decided to stop doing that. She feels guilty putting out to sell her...
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by
Bodington
on Sep 14, 2020
Novels and Novellas
Diana was due in January, and during the applicable ultra sound appointment, she learned that her baby was female, and ergo a half sister to Laura who would be three and a half years older. She quipped to Dr McCord, "It's a good thing we agreed to an amicable visitation schedule so that our daughter will have some female influence in developing into a woman....
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 8, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a freaky sleazy fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real
This is my latest installment in my VS series... This one is an off shoot of The Bing Bang Theory sex parodies I have written... It's Penny vs Bernadette, both from The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2018... Enjoy my fellow freaks
I was laid out on my couch, nude, making out with my nude...
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