Nathan Johnson a slim black guy had been working as a waiter at a top catering company for over a year now it was the kind that caters all the big events in Hollywood tonight he was at yet another charity event attended by all the big celebs Nathan was carrying a tray of glasses filled with champagne working his way through the room, he then saw Kim Kardashi...
(Historical note: I wrote this story in 1995 for Bazooms magazine, shortly after the Space Shuttle Discovery first docked with Mir, and six years before Dennis Tito became the first space tourist aboard the ISS.) It had been a hell of a flight - as bad, the senator thought, as tourist class on Aeroflot. The launch had been particularly harrowing, and he was...
Re-tool your life. Re-tool yourself. Sick of not getting what you should? Sick to fucking hell of all these assholes getting with hot people they really don't deserve? Sick to hell of Liberals and Feminists making impossible to jump through hoops so that only the privileged people get to be happy? Sick of being a goddamned incel? Look we all know that...
*** Leif's tender ways, the way he kissed her, the way he went down on her, the way he sampled her smells and flavors made her feel like a beautiful, sensual woman. He taught her that real, mind blowing pleasure was possible during erotic acts between two individuals. She couldn't even remember the last time she masturbated. She didn't have a desire to r...
I had been feeling a little strange all day and after dinner I was out of energy and out of sorts. At 8:30 I told Jeff I was going to bed because I didn't feel well. He put his lips to my forehead and said, "You're hot. Get into bed and I'll get you something cold to drink." "I just want to get some sleep." "That's a sure sign you're sick." I was asleep...
Xavier was the General Manager and part-owner of a hip new restaurant in downtown Manhattan. There was a Christmas party going on that evening, and he kept getting pulled in different directions on the way out the door to meet his Simone. At 10:18, he finally grabbed his yellow scarf and black hat and escaped out the back entrance onto a silent, snowy NYC st...
The next morning I was up early. There was a car rental place about a mile from my house, so I decided an early morning hike would do me good. I had already left a message that I would be a little late for work. It took longer than I had anticipated for me to finish the damn paper work and actually drive the car off the lot. I planned on stopping at home for...
This is a work of fiction and none of the characters are real. This is satire and humor and in no way is directed to the constructive criticism that we all appreciate Thank you. * There he was at his computer, criticizing away, it is what he does; but he has no imagination and has no idea what a fantasy is. "Look at this! He is fucking her from behind! Tha...
Three days later we landed on Wolf Three, posing as bounty hunters. It caused quite a stir in the local population as we marched our captured pirates to the local Peacekeeper's station. After that, as we were sitting in a local café scanning the crowd and the new wanted posters we had downloaded, we noticed all the hostile looks we were receiving from the l...
Jim Bellows felt like complete shit. The Customs and Immigration people had taken one look at him and just waved him through. Later they would get into trouble for not calling the health department. "Where the hell is she? She knows what time my plane was to arrive and she isn't even answering her cell phone!" Jim thought to himself. He didn't want to do i...