This is a sleazetastic freaky fuckfest sex parody... It ain't real This is my new series about the sleazy life... It's porn, drugs, sex and pimpin'... It's good clean wholesome fun... My way... I use real life celebrities and TV show and movie characters... My girlfriend Penny is Penny from The Big Bang Theory... My family will be gradually introduced in th...
"Matt!" I hear someone shout from the crowd of people waiting at the exit to the airport. I look towards the direction of the sound, and I see a blonde woman in her mid-40s, short hair, and in a tight white top smiling at me and waving, and I recognise my step-mom Millie Smith. I smile back and wave, and walk towards her, pushing my luggage cart in...
The ribbing started even before Brendan clocked in at the post office. Even with the clock room door closed he could hear his work buddies Chad and Josh conferring. "Ol' Brendan's gonna get the main vein drained today, eh?" Huh? Even Jerry, who loudly announced the dwindling number of days until his retirement every morning, mused "Maybe I should have...
(All persons engaged in sexual activity in this story are over 18 years old and any similarities to real life are purely coincidental.) * College would always bring back amazing memories for me, but I was also ready to get on with life (notice I didn't say "grow up"). I loved the parties, the women, and sex in ways and places that only college kids can fig...
WARNING: The following is a work of erotic fan fiction, the events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the persons, wrestlers, events, promotions etc depicted within. This material is unsuitable to be viewed by those under the legal age limit of viewing pornographic material in your current country of residence....
"Lady, that big ass of yours is too damn good. I just can't get enough", I smiled to myself as I eased my manhood out of Halima Mahmoud's puckered asshole. Patting Halima's derriere gently, I sighed with pleasure and pulled off the condom. Lying on her back, stretching luxuriously on the king-sized bed, her curvaceous and magnificently bronzed body shining w...
It's been a week since my unbelievable encounter with Olivia Wilde, and I'd be lying if I said I hadn't been thinking about it everyday since. As much as I was hoping for a chance to actually fuck her, Olivia had already left the resort with her family a few days after. I didn't get the chance to see her after that evening either. However, to my surprise, sh...
This story was inspired by Lil Boom's song. I know it sounds foolish but it sparked a decent idea. Forgive me if there are any errors. All characters are fictional and at least 18 years old. Enjoy. *** This sucks. I moved to a new house that was many hours away from my home and now I have no friends. Maybe I should meet the neighbors. Yes, that's sounds li...
Brandon knew that what he had with Lizzie was normal. His millennial generation did not need to define their relationships the way others did. Labels like "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" were obsolete, and there was no expectation of exclusivity. Lizzie and he were hooking up, that's all. Still, it hurt him inside when he thought too much about it. It wasn't...
This is a parody This is my follow up to the Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Kelly Ripa story It's been a very fun few months since Kelly Ripa and I moved in with Kathie Lee Gifford. Both women are gorgeous... both are good cooks... both are sweet and treat me great... and both are awesome fucks. It's been sex-o-rama uncensored, every day, since we all moved in tog...