Everyone in college knows the hot rich bitch whose dad bank rolls her four years of wild partying. That's Jordan, and I'm the sucker dating her roommate. There's nothing wrong with having money and a nice ass, especially for a blonde. Too bad Jordan is the biggest bitch to walk this planet since Yoko Ono. I could tolerate her half-caf no foam latte lifestyl...
This is a sequel to "My Roommate Takes My Girlfriend" and "Becky Joins The Mile-High Club," although neither are necessary to read before this story. -- CO The event that finally made me decide to break up with my girlfriend Becky occurred when we took a weekend trip to a beach house with two other couples. One was my good friend from college Ted, and his...
My friend Jason had come a long way to visit me in Annapolis. The drive from northern Maine took him well over 14 hours and he had been exhausted. He said the trip had done him good. The driving had given him a lot of time to think about the events of the last few weeks when his wife left him for another man. They had had a rocky relationship to begin with a...
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real... Unfortunately I was fucking Charlotte Flair after her photoshoot. She was covered in blue and gold body paint. I was ass pounding her on my desk, after already drilling her big, fake tits and sweet pussy. My wife, Stephanie McMahon was downstairs in our basement, filming Nia Jax and Tamina Snuka... Or my assistant S...
-Hello? -Hey. Audrey there? -Audrey? There's no Audrey here. -Ah, crap, I'm sorry. Is this (reads number)? -Yeah. I think you dialled wrong. -No, I'm looking at my phone; that's what it says I pressed. -Well, I can't help you. Sorry. -You possibly could... -Oh really? -What are you wearing? -What? -What are you wearing? -A blouse, a skirt... -Y...
Before we got together, I set up the rules: I would keep my clothes on and, even though she wanted to play puppy naked, I told her to keep her bra and panties on. I showed up at her place with my toy bag. She answered the door in her underwear, as she'd been ordered, but with some difficulty as she had what look like puppy mitts on her hands. She said sh...
This is a parody... It is not real Kathie Lee Gifford had been going to medical school part time for years. She finally graduated and decided to open The Best Sperm Bank. Simple name and fun job, for her and her nurses. Dr Gifford took great pride in her semen extraction abilities and now she could finally make it a job. She was in her office looking throug...
Birds chirping. The sun shining through the blinds. My head pounding. Too much partying last night. A mouth on my cock. Ahhhhhhh. Nothing better than that morning... or mid afternoon... piss. There's a mouth on my fucking cock, so fuck it... I'm pissing in it. Ahhhhhhh. I stretch my arms, my eyes closed, enjoying the wake up piss. I can feel the pressure in...
I had just moved into a new house. I was really excited, since it was a great location and had it all, backyard pool, deck, the works. It also had a great neighbor. I had seen Tanya the first day I had come to look at the house. I almost bought it on the spot. She was working in her yard. She was wearing cut-off jean shorts that were so short, they might as...
Mark awoke with the sun already high in the sky. He was naked, sprawled out on a colorful beach blanket under a palm tree. The brilliant sun shone down on the white sand beach, filtered through the leaves of the trees, and glinted off the silver waters of the Pacific Ocean. A hint of wood smoke from last night's bonfires drifted along the beach. In the dista...