My first bus driver's name was Kelvin. An exceptionally buff and handsome man, Kelvin was absolutely perfect for this job. His care and attention to detail was fantastic -- for everything that happened on the sixteen-seat bus – guaranteeing each man plenty of time and attention with and from me, Girlie Girl. Each man paid one thousand dollars just to ride...
One Sleazy Story... About One White Trashy Family... Bend Over... It's Fuck O Clock... "MAMA... CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR?" "YES DEAR." "THANK YOU." "YOUR WELCOME BABY." My pregnant sister Chanel (Chanel West Coast) walks out of her bedroom, chewing gum, popping bubbles, looking so damn fine. She wants mama (Beth Chapman) to take her to her gyno. Sh...
Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody "Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills. "I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of...
PART TWO-- Smokey Mountains, Pizza, and Cowboys. With the inner doors open and only those half swinging doors, we could hear the familiar sounds of tires on gravel, the slamming of car doors, and men's voices as they walked up to enter. Again, Dollie panicked. But there was little she could do other than temporarily shove her titties back in her low tank t...
Fucked Up Fuck Parody I love sluts... I mean, I actually love sluts... slutty women make me hard as steel. I wanna fuck as many of them as possible... in as many ways as possible. I only date whores. You gotta be full on cum hungry and have no inhibitions. My newest girlfriend, ebony pornstar Kay Kush is one of my all time favorite whores. She does porn......
To my surprise I received only one phone response to the advertisement in the newspaper. I returned the phone call and left a message but no reply. There was plenty of time I thought and stopped worrying about it almost immediately. The thought had no sooner left my mind and there was a knock on the door. Opening the door I was greeted by a very short and we...
Busty Brabra Walks Home From School with stops along the way Barbra Biggerbouncy skipped down the school steps, one of the last students to leave the building. She had had to attend another Student - Teacher conference with Mr. Longchamp, her math teacher. He had once again disapproved of her appearance. Her blouse was much too tight he had said. Barbra...
Being dumped by a girl you had been going with for six months hurt. Having her hook up with a good friend hurt even more, especially knowing that he was enjoying her fine attributes. As a result like so many in our society I turned to the bottle and went on a bender which is defined as drinking my rye whiskey around the clock, smoking my brand of choice Came...
Shawn and Josh are loving the success of their new business. To keep things going, Josh wants to hire a secretary to handle all the money and the rest of their profits. Shawn knew of a smart girl who used to be an office assistant at a job he once worked at. He heard she got fired because she was having sex with the boss’s husband. Josh thought that this w...
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL STAR OF THIS STORY : MY COUSIN AND WIFE KATE UPTON (HERSELF) MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS IN THIS STORY : MY AUNT KATHIE LEE GIFFORD (HERSELF) "So, our first guest is someone Kathie Lee knows very well... and he's in the mid...