My girlfriend Pam and I were having a very late afternoon bite to eat and a glass of wine while sitting at the bar of a restaurant in a mall. Many might remember my reference of Pam from "Jenny and Nick House Sit." She is a very attractive 5'4" 34 year old brunette with olive skin, a well-toned, athletic body and 34C boobs. I am a 55 year old happily married...
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real This is a combo fuck parody series of two of my favorite sitcoms Friends and King Of Queens... I play myself an amateur pornstar/producer... I live with my friend Joey from Friends... I intertwine characters from both shows as we all interact in both locations... It takes place in 2003 I had a pretty normal day for me...
"How's a girl supposed to eat?" Daisy held out a handful of change. "Look Greta a measly four bucks in tips." The head waitress smiled and pulled a wad of bills from her bra. "Gee Daisy I made this just on the lunch shift." Daisy's mouth dropped. "Oh my frickin' god. How did you do that?" "With my muffins and pie." Greta shook her boobs. It's easy." She p...
Finally, it was Saturday night, my husband Adam and I hadn't been out for a long time due to work commitments. I was determined to enjoy that night I even went out and bought myself a new black dress with matching stockings and suspenders. It didn't need a bra and I'd hoped my nipples didn't show too much. I love dressing up it makes me feel so sexy and Adam...
This is a parody... It is not real Kathie Lee Gifford had been going to medical school part time for years. She finally graduated and decided to open The Best Sperm Bank. Simple name and fun job, for her and her nurses. Dr Gifford took great pride in her semen extraction abilities and now she could finally make it a job. She was in her office looking throug...
This is a mile high fuck parody. The stewardess kept the free drinks rollin'. I had four and the fact she was hot just made the flight even nicer. What made it even better? Well... The passenger to my left... Kate Upton. We had been chatting for about 45 minutes and thanks to the free drinks, I had found out a few interesting things about Ms Upton. First, s...
Laura was in her senior year of high school and was a slender blonde-haired woman with big boobs and a small ass. She was in the Cheerleader team and had many friends. She was kind of sad it was her last day of school today. She was attractive to both man and woman even straight one. She had that angel face everybody was watching with envy and desire. She kn...
It’s actually called Huntington Island. And it’s been around a long time and most of us in the area didn’t know much about it except they brought in guests and stuff by sea plane and set out for a lot of food and deliveries. I mean it was a mystery and not around town. Most people worked there from town ended up staying there because it was this private re...
Everyone is over the age of 18. The anticipation of her next encounter with Brian and the tiresome duties of watching the hell spawns made her tired beyond belief. The lights were off upstairs and she shambled down the steps into the forbidden room where she undoubtedly became a homewrecker yesterday. Obviously, thoughts ran through her mind and she did...
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise - there is indeed good wine in the mountains of Vermont. And many of the ladies were sampling several of the reds and whites that were available at the wine tent. John, meanwhile, was more of a "meat and potatoes" kind of guy, drinking a can of Old Milwaukee as he made his way around the grounds. He was beginning to g...