Most people never realize how beautiful the world really is. They spend all their time locked in concreted jungles without ever getting to see the beauty of our world. Well that's not how I am. I spend as much time as I can exploring the natural beauty of the world. That's why I became a park ranger, so I could help preserve what's left of our world. I don...
WARNING : TWISTED DEPRAVED PERVERTED HORNY ASS SLEAZY FREAKY AS FUCK SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS DIRTY AS SHIT THIS IS MY HORNIEST... FREAKIEST... AND MOST PERVERTED FUCK FILLED FUCKFEST STORY YET... THERE ARE A BUNCH OF CELEBS IN THIS... IT'S ABOUT FREAKY FUNLAND RESORT... ME AND MY FUCKED UP HORNY ASS FAMILY AND CREW OPEN UP THE...
"What do we have to do to get in there?" A large guard stood at the door. His bald black dome reflected the single light-post above his head. His thick arms, chest, filled out the black tuxedo. "Sorry, lil lady." Sydney huffed. She combed her wavy brown hair away from her heart-shaped face, folded her arms. "We drove all this way—Ary, tell him." "Listen,...
Hi all! I haven't seen you all since last year! (Okay, lame new year joke out of the way) Welcome back to the next exciting installment of Home for Horny Monsters! If you are new, you have 48 chapters to catch up on, and you are gonna want to get on that, because the backstory is rich, the characters are diverse, and there is enough nudity to ensure that th...
My wife and I have been swinging for a couple of years now. Although we have had few experiences, they have all been good. Our latest experience happened a few short months ago. For the last year or so we have been members of an on-line swinger personals site. We have met some real losers on there but for the most part, the experience has been great. The l...
Ch. 1 – Homecoming After 5 years of studying abroad, I was quite happy to come back home to my own little backwater of a town. Back to all the nice memories. I really wanted to visit my neighbour, Miss Shanks. Back in the day, while I was still in high school, I started babysitting her twins when they were 10 years old. This was always a bit awkward, as th...
Butt fucking gets old after awhile. The only reason a guy really wants it is because he's usually told no, then it becomes a challenge to be met. If he's lucky he gets his way and soon realizes it isn't everything it was cracked up to be. (Pun intended) These were my thoughts as I dried off from my second shower of the day and headed back to bed. My lovely...
This is the start of a story I am working on...it is unedited and needs some work . No sex and may be very little sex involved in this story. Please let me know what you think and if you want me to continue...thanks I would like to tell you a story, or maybe its just the ramblings of an old lady, I will do my best to tell you the things as they occurred,...
I've been writing my erotic stories on and off for almost 10 years now, and I think my well of creativity may finally be running empty. I might post the occasional story here if the muse strikes me with a good enough story, but I think overall I might be done with actively writing erotica. Before I go, I thought I might write a kind of farewell letter to my...
Dear Dogman Sightings Blog, My name is Rachel, and 'm going to tell you a story about something that happened to me a few years ago. I was 19 years old, and still living with my parents. They have this pretty big house, and it's located pretty far back in the woods. The town itself is suburban, but we were in one of the more remote sections. It was mid-Ju...