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The Mop and the Cyclops Ch. 01

by RusticxReads on Sep 24, 2019
Romance

Chapter 1: Encounter Ear piercing beeps roared from the digital alarm clock on my nightstand, demanding that I rise from my peaceful, uneventful slumber. Each blaring scream of the alarm drilling into my brain, dragging an irritated sigh out from my lips. My hand lunges out and slams the buzzing annoyance into silence as I groggily sit up from my bed, blink...

Absolute Corruption

by DragonCobolt on Sep 19, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Author's Note: This is a sequel to the story Absolute Power -- if you want to learn how Leon and Laxy got into this enviable situation. * There are upsides to being an immortal shapeshifter with your own personal wish granting genie. Okay, let me rephrase that, because the only way to end that sentence would have been with a resounding no shit, Sherlock....

Absolute Power

by DragonCobolt on Sep 12, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

A Tale of the Genie Wars * I frowned as I looked at the Nile crate that had been dropped before my front door -- the peeling postage on the side proclaiming that it came from my Aunt. The corners of the box looked like they had been pretty badly beaten up, but that was why the Nile was the second most popular online shipping and delivery service in the wor...

Let's Be Batman Pt. 31

by BatmansDick on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Tommy & Black Canary stood over The Calculator, menacing him. The effect would be terrifying on most others but The Calculator seemed unconcerned, even with the blood dripping from his eyebrow. "Tell us who you're meeting!" Tommy said in his scariest voice. They had discovered earlier that week that the person who had been supplying Black Mask with money &...

Unexpected Delivery

by Spindizzy on Aug 21, 2017
Fantasy

You wake up to the early morning sun shining through your Venetian blinds, directly into your eyes. You throw off your blankets, open your closet door, and dig through the clothes on the floor. Searching until you find your least pair of dirty pants. You get dressed not bothering to change your boxers and head into the kitchen through the eerie silence of th...

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Energy Saving

by oggbashan on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

My wife Elaine is a teacher. She got us into this mess. Earth Day was approaching and she wanted to set a project for her class. She decided that she intended to ask them on Earth Day to avoid using energy or anything that didn't come from renewable resources. Each student would keep a record of a normal day and also a record for Earth Day with figures sh...

Evil Benni Ch. 01

by Egmont Grigor on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

This is story of an erratic journey from college disaster to eventual 'coming of age' of a very unusual and troubled young man. Benni is not really liked by his mom, whereas a very limited number of other women are prepared to shoulder his undesirable attributes to get a piece of him. Be warned, he's not a graduate from Sunday school nor the model family, an...

A Whore at Dread Harbor Ch. 08

by HookedonPhoenix on Mar 2, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Previous Choice: Draw his gun. Words wouldn't work with men like these. Promises made by blackmailers were as empty as a Troll's morals. Deckard had a rule, one he had kept to throughout his time as a lone operator out on the frontier. It was a simple rule, but it had saved his life more than once as a Sheriff on Tasitov: He never drew his gun withou...

Paradise Gained

by younghungblack on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

Over the years, my husband and I have experienced sexual quirks I suppose you could call them. I imagine most couples have to one degree or another. We confessed and discussed most of them including three infidelities (one on my part and two on his) and love each other more because of our frailties. One indiscretion, however, is known to me alone. Given the...

Fifty Shades of Brown

by readwrite on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

Indubitable Brown ("Doobie" to his public school form mates, Dooobie doo, to his enemies) was,in 1843, the sole remaining heir to the Brown fortune . Though the names of several of his ancestors are more familiar (Charles "Charlie" Brown, the famous footballer and "Capability" Brown, Queen Victoria's head gardener are well known throughout the empire, as are...