This is a fun, humorous set of jokes inspired by the classic "Good Girl, Bad Girl" sex jokes and expanded upon. Please enjoy the "Life of a Slut Wife and Mum" series in conjunction with it and message and comment any feedback you have for both this and the main series. ***** Good girls fuck like kittens Bad girls fuck like bitches My mum fucks like a bu...
Hi folks, here's a second part to this story. More to come. Advance warning - this is a bit of a teaser for pt 3! Also, while things might get a little darker in time, this is all going to stay loving and consensual! Theta xx ***** 2. Building pressure I was not much use at work the next day. Of course I wore my girly underwear, just basic cotton knickers...
A special lesson from the maestro. By Hanns G ***** A novice learns new erotic techniques from the maestro. As an experiment, my wife, Susan and I tried bondage, first, just some simple stuff using a silk scarf. That went over well, so I decide to investigate using rope. I was a boy scout, so how hard could it be? Now, I can tie two logs together, but th...
You will never believe what I did today, because if I hadn’t been there I wouldn’t even believe it. Well I went to go get my bi-weekly leg and bikini waxing at the spa but instead of my usual I had a new boy-Isaac and fuck me was he gorgeous. He was about 6’1 with blonde hair and hazel eyes, a distinctly chiseled face with nice teeth, he also had a very pron...
After Linda's divorce, she had several mid-life crises as she entered the dating world once again. When she recounted her sexual adventures to me, one of the most arousing was the story of her accountant, Jim. Linda, as you may recall from other Literotica stories, was divorced in her mid-forties and endured a great deal of painful cosmetic surgery to make...
“Wash, and wax.” His voice broached no argument, so she picked up the bucket full of soapy water and the hard sponge and walked over to his car. She wasn’t quite sure how it had come to this. One moment she was quite happily reading under the shadiest tree in the large walled garden – the next she was interrupted by the throbbing growl of his 1969 E-ty...
I did something new. I got my penis waxed. I had been thinking about it for some time. I like to keep myself well groomed all over. I am 5'7" and in very good shape. I'm an athlete. I didn't know if any of the waxing salons catered to men. I drive past a strip mall with a nail salon on a busy road on my way to work each day. The sign in the window says they...
Jenne got in her car and headed to her appointment. Maria's Boutique wasn't far, and had come recommended from a couple of people. It wasn't cheap, but they were supposed to be professional and nice folks. She arrived a few minutes before her appointment and checked in with Lisa. After a short while, Carrie called her in for her appointment. "Hi Jenne, is...
First let me tell you about ourselves I am a 40 year old married woman Blonde hair, blue eyes my husband Jeff is a 42 years old. We have been married for 21 years and completely monogamous to each other. Jeff purchased a European cruise for our anniversary and we were leaving 1 week after our son-started college. It was going to be a restart our marriage tri...
This story continues on from "Tim Ch. 3 -- Tim serves as a kinky French maid & is punished & humiliated.". This chapter works as a stand-alone story. * It was now almost two years since Tim had been kidnapped and forced to work as a submissive sex slave. In that time he had accepted his status as a plaything for rich women and had got used to satisfying t...