“Hey Billie Jean you sweet thang. How ‘bout another Shiner over here. I’m so dry I’m spittin’ cotton.” The man at the end of the bar was dressed in dirty faded jeans with a hole in one knee and a ratty assed lookin’ red plaid lumberjack shirt with no elbows over an old insulated underwear top. He had a gimme cap pushed back on his head that said “GOAT ROPERS...
In Chapter 2 Mike and Nancy are beginning a romance. Nancy is playing hard to get; well just a little hard to get. Sexually frustrated, she lets a neighbor seduce her that very night; they have exhibitionist sex, and are surprised and joined by yet another neighbor. Nancy has let her slutty nature out to play. The next morning Mike comes by to pick her up fo...
Kathy is a living dream. Blond, blue eyed, she looks like she just stepped off the pages of Playboy; and she is about to become my wife. How did I get so lucky? I'm not sure. We are both attending the same university taking law. I don't know how Kathy got there because she is beautiful but not smart, and I made it because I ranked 5th out of a group of 90 st...
Tempted to take my friend's wife We were relaxing after dinner, my married friend and his wife. Jay is 38, and his 33 year old wife is Mariko [nick name is Mari]. She is part Japanese and part German. For an Asian babe, she has a very nice set of jugs. Big, full and hang down a little, not firm stand-ups perk like young girls. She had an earthy look to...
"I don't know about this global warming business," Billie Sue mused, taking her tongue out of my mouth where I always want it after she has rimmed me so I can taste myself. "My daddy says it's just left wing b.s. and he's a righteous, Christian man, at least on Sunday mornings. On Sunday afternoons when Miss Samantha lets him in the back door of her house an...
When I stepped out of the shower in my cabin that morning, there was a naked girl lying on my bed. She was nineteen, maybe twenty, with straight blonde hair to just below her shoulders and a severe centre parting which made her unsmiling face look even more serious. I checked that the towel was securely tucked in around me, then smiled to show her that I was...
Keeping it simple... And freaky... Parody... Offensive, but fun... For perverted entertainment purposes only... It's fuck time, bitches... You ever freak a bitch while your sweet mama makes you breakfast? I did just now. My girl Rosario Dawson strolled her fine Puerto Rican ass into the kitchen all nude and shit... Except for her gold and diamonds FREAK ch...
I am soo in love with her. Kathy is my brother's girl friend. My brother and I share a condo. Actually share is the wrong word; it's my condo. I make the mortgage payments, $800 a month plus condo fees and once in a while my brother will give me a hundred dollars. I work for HI-TECH Computers so I do make a lot more money than my brother, who is a part time...
An uncle of mine would often reiterate an adage he recalled from his days in the British armed forces (circa WW2), "Never volunteer for anything!" Especially when you're drunk! But then again, just sometimes... Clarification: Mufti = out of uniform or dressed in civilian clothes. Sort = a female of the species, usually (but not always) a rather good looking...
My name is Frank Hawkins and I approve this message I sat on my front deck watching my new neighbors move in. I was not close enough to see every detail but he looked like a runt and she looked hot. She had long brunette hair and a sexy walk. She was wearing a tight T so I could see the outline of her tits. This one I had to get to know. I had lived alone...