My name is Joakim Johansson and I want to tell the world the real reason behind the marital problems of Tiger Woods. Do not even think that Mrs. Woods' anger was due to the little prostitutes Tiger runs around with, as she does not care a fig about them. In fact, she told him to go find a street slut to satisfy his unnatural need for oral gratification, as s...
"What the hell are you doing here?" I just blurted it out, right in the middle of the Three Cups Restaurant in the Village as I stood in line to pay my bill. Steve Northmount, an old friend of mine from high school, was finishing up a business dinner with a client. "Steve…I thought you'd ever went east of the Rocky Mountains..what gives?" A multi-millionai...
Katy has changed in the time I've been dating her. And I'm comfortable with that. She is also the happiest she's ever been, and despite the fact that it isn't quite the 'normal' way of things, and some people raise an eyebrow, the fact that she, and I, are so in love and comfortable about the way things are going is good enough. When we first met she had be...
"Is it wrong to check out the freshmen?" David asked with a smile as three girls walked by in way-too-short of skirts. "You have to ask?" Bryce answered as he looked over at Ashley. "Hey, I don't remember you in any miniskirts." She raised an eyebrow at him. "That is because I don't own a miniskirt." Bryce sat back in the booth. "That should be crime." "...
"Hey Jack!" Haley shouted as she walked through the door. Jack came around the corner into the living room carrying two Rum and Coke's. "Hey Haley, perfect timing! I just got the movie queued up, and a couple of drinks made. Captain Morgan alright?" "Yep," Haley replied, sitting down on the couch "but I can't have too many. I'm trying to get back in shap...
Abstract: The brainwashing only works on four out of five women. The others have to stay at the Bimbo Asylum. * "Come-on. Undo my straight jacket," said Abigail, surprised that Brooklyn, Bronxie and even Madison would be so afraid to undo the knots tied in back. After all the laundry area had no guards and no cameras. "Hello, I can't use the tablet unless...
Vanessa smiled as she noticed the discomfort of the professor out of the corner of her eye. Tongue darting in and out of her red lips, she pretended to be taking her notes down as she saw Dr Tan trying desperately to adjust himself behind the desk. The rest of the class, as usual, were oblivious to this, as they dutifully copied down the text flashing across...
I don’t go very often to the gym to work out, preferring to go for a quick run around the neighborhood or knocking the tennis ball around the court. When I do go, I am amused by the muscle-bound idiots indulging in hours of public narcissism in front of the gym mirrors. Most of the women there, while having firm, well-toned, sweaty bodies don’t turn me on ei...
Introduction So you've decided to take your first step to become the best version of yourself. No, this isn't a self-help book. It's more of a guide to your own sexual awakening. If you follow these steps, you will feel happier and more confident. And, of course, you will be turning heads when you walk down the street. Being a bimbo is not just changing ho...
I turned away from the grave with tears pouring down my face. My best buddy Ken put an arm round my shoulders and handed me his, thankfully clean, handkerchief. Whomever it was that said men didn't cry was entirely wrong in my case. I teared up at emotional stories. And now I was weeping for my loss. We'd been married for nearly forty years and best of frien...