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How To Be a Happy Hooker

by Rumple Foreskin on Sep 14, 2017
How To

For the benefit of any unsuspecting reader, let me state now that this is NOT an article about how one might become a contented courtesan or smiling strumpet. Nope, not even a titillated trollop. Sorry about that. This assault on good taste and English letters is concerned with the fine art of creating attention grabbing hooks in the opening lines of your ne...

Welcome To the Mansion

by DragonFux on May 9, 2010
Fan Fiction

"Excelsior, True Believers!" Anyone who doesn't recognize that quote might be happier simply going back to menu and finding a new story. The beginning of this story is going to seem a little tedious but it is for a good cause. This story is really a comic book dork's labor of love in honor of the literary characters created within the Marvel uni...

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News of My Suicide is Exaggerated

by MungoParkIII on Sep 14, 2017
Reviews & Essays

There I was opening my email when I spotted one, Literotica: Feedback for.... Even though I didn't know what the feedback was for I opened the email. It was from a person named Anonymous, a name I'd seen around before, a name I had seen a lot. Yes, of course, Anonymous comments on stories, he or she comments on a lot of stories. While I am often confused at...

Punctuation Use

by velvetpie on Sep 12, 2017
How To

Punctuation marks tell the reader certain things about the sentence. They can ask a question, they can contain a list of items or they can separate thoughts. Punctuation marks that are commonly used in the English language are the period ., the comma ,, the question mark ?, the exclamation point !, the colon :, the semi-colon ;, the hyphen - , the dash –, th...

Adventures of a Super-Cuck Painslut Ch. 02

by lb404 on Nov 20, 2018
BDSM

DISCLAIMER: All characters in this story are 18+ years of age. All characters and events depicted are completely fictitious...obviously. CONTENT WARNING: If the title didn't already give it away, this is a BDSM story. It will include fetishes such as femdom, CBT, humiliation, and chastity just to name a few. Mainly though, it is a ballbusting story. Not onl...

Seducing a Brainy Chick

by al_Ussa on Sep 14, 2017
How To

So, let's say you've got your eye on someone. She's pretty, she's funny, and most of all, she's smart. Sounds good, right? The only problem is, you don't stand a chance. Perhaps you lack social skills, or maybe you just don't think you are all that interesting. But fear not, because I'm here to offer you advice learned over a lifetime. Most of it earned the...

Leone Then and Now Pt. 02

by SamScribble on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

When I dropped Leone back at St Albans on Sunday afternoon, she seemed a little quiet, as though she once again had a lot on her mind. 'Thank you for a wonderful weekend,' she said. 'No ... thank you,' I said. 'Without you, it wouldn't have been wonderful at all. I would have just been another year older. And I'm sorry that the teashop didn't work out.' '...

Sticking It to Tony

by Just Plain Bob on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

I have never been accused of being a nice guy which didn't bother me at all because I wasn't. I was an asshole and I knew it, but even though I was an asshole what happened wouldn't have if I hadn't disliked Tony so much and if he hadn't pissed me off just one time too many. Tony was my supervisor at work. He was one of those dick-wads that climb the ladder...

My Corvette Summer

by woodmanone on Sep 12, 2017
Romance

This story is based on fact. Some literary license has been taken to make it a better read. Your comments are both payment and helpful to this author. Thanks for reading my story, Enjoy. * This is the story about the most important summer of my life. The summer that I finally became a man and realized who I am. It was My Corvette Summer. Hi there. Nice t...

Adventures of a Super-Cuck Painslut Ch. 01

by lb404 on Oct 30, 2018
BDSM

DISCLAIMER: All characters in this story are 18+ years of age. All characters and events depicted are completely fictitious...obviously. CONTENT WARNING: If the title didn't already give it away, this is a BDSM story. It will include fetishes such as Femdom, CBT, humiliation, and chastity just to name a few. Mainly though, it is a ballbusting story. Not on...