Characters: Donna Abondando Valerie Haywood Baldwin Jones Connie McDowell Greg Medavoy Kenisha This celebrity parody involves characters of the hit show “NYPD Blue”. No inference about their sexual preferences or activities should be drawn. For the purpose of this story, McDowell and Sipowicz are not married and she is not pregnant. The author is amazed...
KNOCK. "Lila. You in their?" "OH. FINGER MY PUSSY, LeeAnn." KNOCK, KNOCK. "Lila." "UH...Just a second." The pop/country singer heard her the other singer pull up her clothes and running to the door. "How is it?" she asked, with a bit of embarrassment. "LeeAnn." The upbeat star opened the door a crack and looked out. "Hi. Come in." she was beet red....
What's up? My name is Haweeyo Suleiman, and I'm a thirty-year-old black Muslim woman of Somali descent living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. I was raised in a conservative Muslim household, as befitting a Somali immigrant woman, but life hasn't been kind to the pious and quiet, somewhat repressed Muslim sister that I used to be. My former husband Ali Hussei...
A snippet from my mind on the journey from London to York... By the time I get onto the train to York I've fucked 17 people. I know, because I counted them. I don't remember them all, though I'm guessing they'll remember me. At least for an hour or two. It started with Monserat, the only one whose name I know - not that I bothered to ask, but she was cle...
The apartment complex used to house middle of the road losers. But now, it had been 'cleaned up' and sold to college students. Some losers remained on lease. One of them being me. It took me awhile to accept this. But hey, I love college girls. I had seen her in passing. My new neighbor. She was about five feet four and weighed about one twenty soaking wet....
Brilliant blue light imbued the room, temporarily blinding Morris. She rolled off the bed, her senses clearing as the incredible scene unfolded in front of her. The Great One morphed from a gorgeous, black woman to black-skinned imp of the Devil, tiny horns drilling their way out at her temples as the detective watched. The Legacy pumped her, his teeth gleam...
Kelly was having a great time at the party, despite the drunken antics of her boyfriend she had been dancing for hours and was high on the energy and excitement! The host was a guy she didn't know, a friend of her boyfriends, he was very good looking and she had been admiring him all night. He was with a stunningly beautiful girl who she presumed was his gir...
Jane hesitated as she went to knock on the door, Room 416. Her mind flooded with a thousand thoughts. Was she dressed appropriately? It had taken her four hours to prepare for the evening, her bedroom floor littered with dresses of every cut and colour. But in the end what does any woman choose? A little black dress, plunging front, hemline well above the kn...
The sound of Super Mario blaring in his ear rustled Derek from his deep slumber. With a loud groan he rolled onto his side, his blue eyes glaring at the clock. Ten o'clock was way too early for anyone to be awake. Somewhere in the crevices of his mind, his brain registered the ringing of his cell phone. Not even bothering to look to see who it was he ope...
A Perfect Lady in Public – A Perfect Slut in the Bedroom Trudy deposited her bag on the chair beside the small telephone table and scanned the hotel suite with a critical eye. It had taken her husband, Robert, and me quite some time to get her to this point and we hoped our choice of hotel would meet her exacting standards. She roamed the main room, ch...