by
DickThePimp
on Feb 4, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"SPENCE (The King Of Queens)... GET YOUR PUNK ASS OVER HERE! NOW!!" My dopey nerd/slave boy cousin runs over.
"Shove your fucking little dick in Gretchen's mouth and feed her your fuckin cum! NOW!" He obeys.
I'm fucking my bitch, former Miss America Gretchen Carlson on my dining room table, pounding the living fuck outta her blonde milf pussy, her legs on...
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by
soupwarsproject
on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas
All Day Long #2
The second chapter of this saga has less morally or stylistically redeeming qualities than chapter one. I apologize for our first encounter, but I was warming up my rhymes like the sunrise in the beaches of San Juan. The second day of my little trip begins with a mouth-bang stereotype, it continues with a jovially gay Joycean moment, and it...
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by
DickThePimp
on Nov 27, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real... Unfortunately
I was fucking Charlotte Flair after her photoshoot. She was covered in blue and gold body paint. I was ass pounding her on my desk, after already drilling her big, fake tits and sweet pussy. My wife, Stephanie McMahon was downstairs in our basement, filming Nia Jax and Tamina Snuka... Or my assistant S...
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by
SanchoHardbottle
on Feb 6, 2018
Humor & Satire
Every Fuck Down in Fucksville Liked XXXmas a lot...
But the Inch ,Who lived just north of Fucksville, Did NOT!
The Inch hated XXXmas! The whole XXXmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his testicles were hung up far too high.
It could be, perhaps, that his bladder was shy.
But I think that the most likel...
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by
B5040905
on May 13, 2020
Loving Wives
The next part of Emily's Mom Story I thought I had found an editor but I have not heard back from them after sending this story to them. I assume it means the story is terrible but I am posting it anyway.
Janet's phone vibrated in her pocket. She looked at the text.
"The Hilton downtown. Room 1203 9 PM. Dress like the slut you are."
The text sent a chill...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 9, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
THIS IS A SLEAZY FREAKFEST FUCK PARODY.. IT AIN'T REAL
This freaky sex parody series combines the characters from three New York based sitcoms, Friends, King Of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond... It takes place in 2002... Enjoy my fellow freaks
I was headed out to Queens, to see a sexy little honey out there. I met her through a friend. My friend, Kelly...
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by
DickThePimp
on May 20, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
WARNING : SLEAZY BIKER PORN PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... IT IS PERVERTED FREAKY TWISTED HARDCORE HEDONISTIC SLEAZY ASS WHITE TRASH FILTH AND DEPRAVED DEBAUCHERY THOUGH... YEAH IT'S DIRTY AS FUCK
STORY : THE SLEAZY MOTHERFUCKERS MOTORCYLE CLUB TAKES OVER THE DARK UNDERBELLY OF HOLLYWOOD... WE MAKE PORN... WE SELL DRUGS... WE PIMP HOES... WE DO WHAT WE WANT WHE...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 18, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real.
"How long have you been driving celebrities?"
"About a year. It's a part time diversion for me."
"Diversion from what?"
"Life in general... No, just kidding, from my other job."
"What's your other job?"
"I'm a pimp."
"You're kidding."
"Nope. Pimpin' ain't easy ma'am."
"Ha. I'm sure. Call me Ronda. I like you J...
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by
Cinner
on Sep 16, 2017
Anal
A very special thanks to my darling friend, Woody, whose fantasy... about me! (((BIG GRIN))):o) inspired this.
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Judith and Delta, "Fuck Cunt" and "Cow" to the two men in the room, were naked on their hands and knees on a bed. The bed was in a cheap, dingy hotel in the middle of Downtown Kingston. It was late afternoon on a Wednesday in the Jamaican capit...
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Loving Wives
This is the end of this series. For those of you who hated it, it is over. For those of you who enjoyed it, please don't be a silent majority. For those of you who like happy endings, let me say that without giving anything away, please read to the end. As strange as you may find the choices Michelle made, she made those choices of her own free will and will...
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