This is a parody... It is not real *** I decided to take a vacation from my pimp work. I headed down to the Jersey Shore. I hadn't been there in awhile and I heard they had some hot pussy down there nowadays, so what the hell, I decided to check it out. I ended up in a nice house, right behind the house from Jersey Shore, that MTV show. Nobody was in it, s...
"Oh yeahhhhh. Do me good, sweetheart. Sexy man with the big, beautiful cock. Mmmmmmmmm. I'M BETTY FUCKING WHITE, BITCHES!" Gotta love my dear, horny ass friend Betty White. I'm loving her riding... grinding, and bouncing on... my fat dick right about now, for sure. She's an old... no pun intended... friend of the family. My bedroom is rockin with the sweet s...
Nik walked through the doors of his home, tossed his bag in the corner, and proceeded to relax on the couch. The game was on and he half watched it as he shifted around, trying to find a comfortable spot from the pain of the knife wound. It dulled down but was still throbbing. "Fuck, this is going to make teaching tomorrow annoying." He didn't have to go...
THE RETURN OF JACK DANIELS Author's note: This is a sequel to Yin-Yang, a short, weird tale. You probably would enjoy this one better if you read it first. I had a hard time and many drafts before I came up with this. Hope you enjoy. The end of Yin-Yang: Jack was vacationing after he had killed a mother and son who had used Jack to steal the inheritance fr...
Preface: This is a long story. I started fiddling with it back in April 2013. It has seven parts. Each one is long, but they are all completed. I'll put one up every day or so. There may be places where my expertise with regard to certain social activities don't match yours. If you find I don't measure up to your better understandings please accept this for...
“I like “The Horny Hobbit,” Mark said. “The story’s sick.” I rolled my blue eyes. Mark always went for the fantasy, harem-style stories. “How do you do bukkake with three women and one guy?” “It’s fantasy Bethany. He had a magic cock that spurts semen continuously.” Mark simulated stroking his cock, rocking his hips up and off the basement couch. Then he m...
I was wandering around with a hard on for the rest of the weekend, I just could not believe that me putting my fantasy into words and getting the story posted on this site would have turned out the way it had. Chantal 'my best friend who was a girl' was already just about my lover and had committed herself to becoming a common street prostitute next Saturday...
Lisa was looking through the Craigslist's postings again. "Casual Encounters" had been secretly attracting her for the last few months- why this was, exactly, she wasn't quite sure. Lisa was 35, and happily married to a kind man- a good man. Though Bob was away on business frequently, he always was courtly to her when he was home. He was gentle, considerate,...
On Thursday night, in the front seat of a four-door sedan parked outside her parent's house, Sloan was jerking off Kevin, the star running back of her high school football team. The two had just been out on a date and the young man had been pleading to have sex. "I don't put out on a first date." Sloan told him, "But I'll give you a hand job." The truth was...
As promised, Laura called me every night during my last three weeks at the stateside base, always at eight p.m., always for 15 minutes. We talked about everything. “Have your toe nails grown out?” she asked one night. “What?” “You cut them too short, I noticed the nail on your pinkie was cut to the quick. Remember? You were doing me with your big toe and...