Fuck You TV. The network all about sex, more sex and all kinds of sleazy debauchery gone wild. Nonstop fuck fun and all around crazy ass horniness run amok. Buckle up. It's Fuck O Clock... This is a new series in the style of Kentucky Fried Movie from the 70's. It's a hodge podge of different short stories that aren't necessarily tied together in any way ot...
All characters are adults. ***** My name is Bud. After the state released me from prison I used my few dollars of separation money to start life anew someplace where opportunity wasn't rare or, worse, unknown. So I rode the bus to Gulfport, a town about the size of Savannah, on the Gulf of Mexico. At Gulfport I went to the halfway house I hadda referral t...
As I sat in the chair, my ankles crossed and tucked in, my little boy clitty was twitching as it lay tucked tightly in the white with cherries thong. It was tight, pulling at my boy hole so that whenever I moved it dug tighter into the crack of my rounded ass. My nipples itched in the cotton bra that fit tightly around my chest reminding me of the work the h...
Kathie Lee Gifford Elevator Slut By : DickThePimp Just chillin' in the elevator at 30 Rock. The operator dude isn't paying me any mind so I blaze up. Elevator stops. The doors open and in walks the one and only, Kathie Lee Gifford. Damn... I've had a thing for this bitch forever. She still looks good though... especially for 66. White tank top and bra, whi...
(In which Inara must teach two more and meets her master.) As Inara groggily awoke, she became aware of the presence of two men standing over her. She kept her eyes shut and assessed her situation. The companion was lying on her back on some kind of bed with her wrists bound with what felt like plastic zip ties. Her legs were bent and from the cool air on t...
Before I recount this story I need to give you a little background information. I am Jim Samuels. I'm a widower and had botched the job of bringing up a very smart and independent minded daughter, Jody. Things were mostly o.k. until about her sophomore year in high school. She developed the attitude that I was incredibly old fashioned and not overly bright....
My loving wife dropped what she was doing and sat down at the table across from me with an expression of total incredulity. "WHAT did you just say?" Guess I had her full attention now. Good. I drew a silent breath and repeated my question. "Are you having an affair Ruthie?" A simple six-word sentence but loaded with potentially life altering implication...
Note: this website does not encourage illegal activity. Prostitution is legal in some jurisdictions. Please check your local laws. * Every so often I get a note from someone, asking me how to get into the "business". It usually comes from a girl, late-teens, and I don't think the message is necessarily sincere, but it comes from a matter of intrigue. Unles...
I looked at the throbbing red cock within inches of my face, split seconds before I was to be showered with thick musty spunk on the back alley streets while I thought back to what had happened 24 hours ago when I was a normal 22 year old male living a normal heterosexual life. It all started when my girl friend of the time, Doreen, had filmed us having sex...
Celebrity Trash 01 By : DickThePimp "JAMES... JAMES..." My mom in law Kris Jenner tries waking me up. I'm passed out. Molly + Moonshine got me all fucked up. "JAMES..." Kris turns me over onto my back on the bed. I've got morning wood. Oh yeah. "JESUS! WHAT A COCK!" She smiles naughtily. Kris reaches out and strokes my fourteen and a half inches. All rock...