All characters in this story are at least 18 years old. The Watcher, Asmodatu, appears to us on an alien landscape. "I am Asmodatu the Watcher" he told us, "like Uatu, I have observed the rise and fall of civilisations, worlds, galaxies. I know all that is, most of what has been and much of what will be. I also have many windows into the stran...
(Again, I mean no disrespect to Pitbull or Senorita Castaneda. If they wanted a shower from me...:* ) * Despite Sagia's trailer being, well, trailer-size, she had a surprisingly big bathroom with a shower big enough for three! I let her lead me by the hand into the tiled enclosure, while Pitbull took time to grab three clean washcloths and two full bars of...
This is my first attempt at a story so all comments, suggestions, and death threats are welcome. 'I will greatly multiply thy pain and thy travail; in pain thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.' The Dream Life It had been four months living with him. They had met online when she was seventeen...
"Have you ever eaten at the little diner on Willow Run? It goes by the same name as the road." "No, I don't think I have." "Would you like to meet me there in about an hour?" He smiled with a mischevious look in his eye. He said, "If you'll be there, I'll gladly go." Her cheeks felt warm in the cool, dusk air. She was blushing, again. At home, she enhan...
Every year I host an Adults Only Halloween party. Granted, it's a bunch of thirtysomething soccer moms and dads (because it would be awkward not to invite the moms), but the party is a favorite haunt for men who know that a Devil costume isn't going to be the only horny thing at this party. Since my divorce, the hot dads in town know this will be the night...
1. 'Gr0w your c0ck b1gg3r!' 'Get l@rg3r now!!' 'ENLARGE UR MANH00D!' The daily flood filled Tara's spam folder along with the rest of the world's. It didn't bother her a bit. In a few years, when anyone thought of actual penis enlargement, they'd be thinking of her. Well, they'd be thinking of Gen-U-Tech, at any rate, Tara corrected herself mentally as...
What Did You Do Friday Night? I Got Laid Based on the movie GO Part I: Ronna & Manny Disclaimer: I did not come up with the characters personalities or descriptions. GO is on video on Tri-Star/Columbia Home Video and is rated R and a very funny movie, I recommend you to see it. * * * * * RONNA: I was working at the cash register on December 24 and it...
The building was on 31st Street near Fifth Avenue, a short walk from the Empire State Building. This was a thoroughly unremarkable commercial district, home to import/export businesses, wholesale clothing, numerous print shops and a couple of electrical repair shops. I checked the directory, and found "HC" on the fourth floor. I rang the buzzer, and walked i...
Any resemblance to anyone you think you might know living in cyberspace is really just your imagination. All characters in this story are completely fictional. No, really. I made them up. I did. Swear to gawd. Yup. Lancelot dropped his beer on the floor just so he could see the waitress's naked keister when she bent over to pick it up. She would make a good...
The entire place was clean, so much so that I could smell nothing but bleach and my eyes were stinging. For a moment I tried to convince myself that the bleach was why I was still crying, but I knew better. Emotional break downs lead to clean apartments. Standing in the middle of my immaculate living room in my black sweatpants and white t-shirt, I suddenly...