I wasn't particularly excited about the prospect of going on a blind date, but it had been a while since I'd gotten any action, and I was getting desperate. The whole thing had been arranged by my friend Maddie. She knew I was in desperate need of some pussy, and she had just the girl for me. The girl was one of Maddie's coworkers named Heather. Maddie want...
Normally I avoid blind dates with the same conviction a gay man avoids becoming a gynecologist. Why waste your time examining someone you didn't have an interest in to begin with? My friends, Brad and Kim, however, had spent weeks trying to convince me to go out with a friend of theirs and I finally relented if for no other reason than to shut them up. Besid...
"So Stephanie, tell me of the two wines which did you prefer tonight; the 2007 Robert Mondavi Estate-bottled Cabernet Sauvignon or the '09 Napa Creek?" "Why do you do that?" Stephanie cocked her head to the side and almost bit her lower lip. She was torn between labeling this guy as insufferably infuriating or really interesting. Considering the woeful stat...
(pardon the shortness. Setting things up.) It is your first time in New York. You just moved here. You friend have talked you into going on a blind date. You thought it was stupid but it was a charity event. You heard it was a lot of upscale women there. You figure you will give it a shot. You didn't 4 great women have sign up to the blind date service too....
Just because i'm single does not mean that my friends have the right to set me up with any random guy they meet on the street. I wish they would get this through their thick heads! I've been on countless blind dates with losers that are alone for a reason. They are some of the worst experiences in my life. Being eye fucked while forced to sit and listen t...
While sitting at the upscale bar in a fine restaurant, I wondered how big a mistake this was. What's the worst that can happen - an early night and web surfing back home? A beautiful black woman came in and looked around. I forgot to ask about race. I tried to catch her eye and flaunted my emerald green "It's ME" scarf. She looked past me and I looked t...
It was late August and the weather was really hot, a few friends and me had popped up to Blackpool for a bit of fun for a long weekend. Plus they had fitted me up with a blind date, of all the things to do but hey who am I to complain I get free drinks and a good night out I hoped! I stood in my room of the hotel that I was stopping, what should I wear hmmm...
A few weeks went by and Janie was still living with Chrissy and Joey. She still had not been able to find a job and her social life was non-existent. She became increasingly despondent and down cast. Chrissy met Janie at the door when she was returning from another disappointing interview. Janie eyes were tearing and she was sniffling. “Chrissy, I’m never go...
On Sunday evening Diane and I were on the sofa in the front room. She was lying with her head on my lap and I was reading to her. This was a more recent addition to the books she had gotten from the library, but wasn't available on tape. In fact most of the books in the series weren't on tape and I had promised to read them to her. There was a knock on t...
Chapter One: Blind Date "Really Tammy," I said a she tied the blind fold around my face. "Come on Kat. You can't have a blind date without really being blind," she teased. "It's not like I will be able to see who is in that closet anyways. It'll be dark in there," I said as I folded my arms across my chest. I was nervous as all get out, and I could not...