Blondie Bumstead Stories

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Drawn-Out Sex

by spidercow2 on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

His lovely wife Blondie warm beside him, Dagwood Bumstead sleeps peacefully, and the letters "S-K-N-X" in big black capitals issue from his open mouth. The twittering of birds outside their bedroom window pulls him from slumber, and his ovoid black eyes open enough to see her youthful, dimpled face, framed by a lush array of canary-yellow curls. Amazing how...

Mr. Music Please

by ReverendAnimal on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I wasn't there myself, but the story was all over town... About the time that the plane crashed into Empress Chili and the Ninja Twins went on their killing spree at the Lucky Star, Mommyrot who had been playing at the Plexiglass Onion mysteriously lapsed into My Name is Bocephus by Hank Williams Jr., which in turn lured Santa Claus and countless other innoc...

Mr. Dithers goes after Blondie

by slord on Oct 26, 2008
Cheating Spouses

Mr. Dithers watched his hidden camera inside the Bumstead home. He never did like Dagwood, but he kept him around because of his amazing blonde wife. Julius Dithers believed that Dagwood didn't deserve her. He would make it his mission to bed her and breed the young wife. After all, he had no heirs with his fat wife to leave his empire. A young woman would d...

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A Peek at the Comics Ch. 02

by Irish Moss on Sep 15, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction concocted entirely within my imagination. While I hope you enjoy this story and are compelled to provide feedback, I don't expect the subject matter will appeal to everyone who reads it. If this story does not appeal to you, there is undoubtedly one somewhere on Literotica that will, so your energy will be better spent o...

A Peek at the Comics Ch. 03

by Irish Moss on Sep 14, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction concocted entirely within my imagination. While I hope you enjoy this story and are compelled to provide feedback, I don't expect the subject matter will appeal to everyone who reads it. If this story does not appeal to you, there is undoubtedly one somewhere on Literotica that will, so your energy will be better spent o...

Revenge in Advance - Mona

by saddletramp1956 on May 7, 2019
Loving Wives

The following is a continuation of the saga based on edrider73's 2014 story, "Revenge in Advance," in which a wife purchases an insurance policy that ultimately details the revenge her husband would face if he was caught cheating on her. In a nutshell, Oscar, the husband in the story, learns that if he were caught cheating, he would essentially be kidnapped,...

Revenge in Advance - The Briefing

by saddletramp1956 on Sep 23, 2019
Loving Wives

The following is a follow-up to the sequel based on edrider73's 2014 story, "Revenge in Advance," in which a wife purchases an insurance policy that ultimately details the revenge her husband would face if he was caught cheating on her. To understand the full context of what is happening here, I suggest you read that series, made up of "Revenge in Advance,...

Blondie Becomes a Black Cock Slut

by raven222 on Sep 19, 2017
Interracial Love

I awakened with a dull headache and a cottony mouth, proof certain of excessive imbibing of the fermented grape and the evil weed last night. I blinked and squinted into the bright morning light streaming in through the sliding glass door that leads out to the bedroom patio. The blue, acrylic hot tub sunken into the deck was uncovered and wisps of heat vapor...

Blondie Balls My Black Boss

by raven2222 on Sep 13, 2017
Interracial Love

Two years or so after my sexy little blond wife got her first taste of the special eroticism of interracial sex, a significant new turn of events began when my boss flew down south from Chicago to spend some time working with me. I had an idea that the real purpose of his trip was to have an excuse to visit his aunt, which he pronounced ‘awnt’ in his hometow...

Blondie Loves It

by Boxlicker101 on Sep 12, 2017
Interracial Love

CAUTION: This is not the usual story I write of affectionate interaction among women and men. It is a story of an abusive, using relationship that happens to be between a black man and a white woman. If this kind of thing bothers you, you probably shouldn't read it. The story is strictly a work of fiction, and is not meant to be a representation of a typical...