It was Friday morning and hubby knew this was the most special day of the week. He would be woken up by his wife and she would taunt him with inventing once again a very strange game for the day. This morning was no different and he was expecting this time to be very special. His wife told him several times this week that for his birthday she would invent...
I had just put my girlfriend on a plane for home. Unfortunately I was going to be spending spring break at school doing research. Ever since moving to Boston to go to grad school in History, I had been extraordinarily lucky with the ladies. The men in Boston tended to be rather effeminate, and while some chicks liked having a guy like them to talk to some ch...
I woke up the next morning with dried body fluids gluing me to the carpet and smelling like sex. My jaw was sore, my knees had carpet burns on them, my asshole felt like it had a sunburn, and my back hurt from sleeping on the floor. This was becoming kind of a habit. I sat up and took a deep breath, then clambered to my feet being careful not to smash my bal...
I've never been great with women. In High School, I never had a date to the prom, I've never had a girlfriend, and it seemed like no matter what I did, I could never find a girl interested in me. It always seemed like the cute girls went for the jerks, and the nice guys always get left behind. I guess you could say I got friendzoned early and never got out o...
I stared down at the kneeling demon before me. I had just gone toe to toe with one of the 12 princes of hell and won. Inside I was skipping for joy running around and giving high fives to everyone. My expression on the outside almost dismissive. Act like you have been there before. The Demon looked at me consideringly. I noticed and gave him a swat with my...
"New girlfriend?" Nick's friend, Rob, asked as Amy came barging into the apartment after another useless phone call to the carpenter. Nick looked up as Amy glared at him. "Yep, she finally decided she couldn't resist my charm and moved in." "Not for long," she answered glumly. "As soon as my front door is replaced, I'm leaving this moron. I just wonder how...
We got to my apartment complex in about two minutes, as I live only about half a mile from the lab. My face was still burning and I'm pretty sure I had developed a case of blueballs. I noticed Jessica had been watching me out of the corner of her eye, and that she had been sporting a wicked gleam in her eyes, since leaving me hanging, so to speak. As Jessica...
At this point in the evening, I was still pleasantly damp from my shower, a towel draped across my shoulders. Wandering back into the living room, I had my eyes fixed on the plain black box that sat within the cabinet. The glowing blue letters of Sony were emblazoned on the front, the red 'ready' light blinking away as it responded to it's connection to the...
My mind had completely drifted away into another time…another place. The rushing water of my bathroom shower had become the gentle roar of a warm, tropical waterfall as it cascaded over the side of a majestic cliff. The humidity permeating the large walk-in stall was now the morning mist of the islands and I…? I was the white goddess, bathing imperially bene...
We died in 1980. Well, the most recent time, anyway. It was a house fire. Really terrible! Brrr! I shudder to even think about it. I can't even remember what number that was, though. You lose track over the centuries because it really doesn't matter when you're between lives. In between, you're spirits—just naked souls awaiting your next suits of clothing,...