by
Krenna Smart
on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire
(*) ($$) - Starbucks
"I'll have the phonetically enhanced coffee I said to the starry eyed Server at Starbucks."
"The what? was his reply?"
"You know, I said. The Super Grande Mocha Cappuccino latte."
"Decaff?" he asked.
"Of course" I replied, not wanting to confuse him.
"Do you want cappuccino or latte?" he asked.
"Both," I said.
"You can't have bot...
- 36,303 Views
- 8 Favorites
- 17 Comments
- 1,308 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
Decayed Angel
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Did you ever get hit in the middle of something important, or at least something very intense, and you just have to hum a song? I mean you get this melody from seemingly out of nowhere and it gets in your head so completely that you sway to the rhythm, you nod your head and finally you just begin humming out loud.
Sadly you can't choose the song that invade...
- 16,769 Views
- 3 Comments
- 1,291 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
Hammer356
on Sep 14, 2020
Anal
Mike Waller sat patiently in the living room of his apartment waiting for his special guest to arrive. Soon enough he heard a knock on the door and went to answer it.
After unscrewing the deadbolt and unlocking the door, he opened it slightly to see who it was.
Sure enough, it was Agent Ashley Hayes of the FBI. He met her during a meeting at the Defense In...
- 9,279 Views
- 6 Favorites
- 1,127 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
youdontknowmesir
on Aug 7, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
"Yay, it's finally here!" screamed Gina as she closed the door.
"What is it?" asked Luca.
"A special something I ordered online, maybe you'll like it..."
She opened the apartment door and walked to the main gate where the mailman waited for her with a big cardboard package. What could it contain? Gina signed the paper, thanked the man and walked back insi...
- 26,059 Views
- 35 Favorites
- 3 Comments
- 5,807 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
velvetpie
on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic
Love can make you do some crazy things. I never knew what love could make me do until I started talking to Cook. What started as a simple dinner evolved into something so romantic that not even the Prince could outdo us. I would have never thought that an old woman would have any knowledge of love and sex until she winked and reminded me that she was the mot...
- 23,258 Views
- 1 Favorites
- 1,028 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
avarain96
on Jan 20, 2020
BDSM
After a very long day of classes and college midterms, Ava was completely done with everything. She was looking forward to heading home and seeing her boyfriend. A heavy backpack weighed on her shoulders as all four foot and eleven inches of her carried on through the light drizzle of rain coming on the way home. The university was only about a fifteen-minut...
- 11,191 Views
- 7 Favorites
- 2 Comments
- 1,167 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
TaLtos6
on Sep 13, 2017
NonHuman
This was originally written in shorter chapters, but for readers here, I'm taping three together for today. There are several women in this and I need to introduce you to two of them here. They don't ever meet, I don't think. There's a short shift in the middle part of one as the reader is taken to another place on the globe for a little while, but I need to...
- 34,891 Views
- 23 Favorites
- 6 Comments
- 8,184 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
WillDevo
on Apr 20, 2020
Romance
Eric awoke first. He carefully exited their nest and entered the bathroom where he started the shower. He left the bedroom and found his suitcase where they'd both dropped them the prior evening in the foyer, then returned with it.
He saw the bed was empty. He removed a small tote from the suitcase, then looked into the bathroom.
"Boo!" Peggy called out wh...
- 5,288 Views
- 8 Favorites
- 8 Comments
- 10,027 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
nylonpunkie
on May 11, 2020
Romance
The doorbell rang. Yuliana hummed happily, wiping her hands on a towel, as she walked to her front door. Pulling it open, she was greeted by a smiling, bearded stranger.
He remained strange only until he said the words, "Hello Yakov's Mom!"
Yuliana was instantly transported back to the millions of times that Danny had come calling for her son. 'Hello Yakov...
- 14,842 Views
- 33 Favorites
- 8 Comments
- 10,193 Words
- www.literotica.com
by
scarlettzahara
on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
The way she is suspended in the air and spiralling the pole is centrifugal.
The way she lies at the heel of your boot, with an ankle twisted around the metal, is languid.
The way she prowls, with you as her prey, is feline.
When Scarlet and Abbegail dance and when they move and when they breathe, they are ecliptic.
They sprawl in the same way that rain...
- 13,417 Views
- 1,138 Words
- www.literotica.com