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My Name is Dick

by Tattletale on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

My name is Dick and I'm a penis, but I prefer to be called a cock. There are hundreds of other words for me, and please feel free to use any of them, anything but penis. Whoever dreamed up that word must have been a wimp. I'm a tough, cocky little guy, so the word "cock" suits me perfectly. My boss's name is Larry and he is married to Laura. I like Boss ju...

Harvest of Expectations Ch. 03

by AutumnWriter on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

Chapter 3 — Second Opinion September 1973 Any time Jim had a project or an assignment he tried everything he could to meet the expectations of those who expected him to perform. He tried his best every time, but he wasn't successful on each and every occasion, of course. When that happened he felt bad and hoped for another chance. "Hey Rich—hey Rich, are...

The Boss Gets Her...

by BigJohnHankins on Sep 15, 2017
Mature

The Boss Gets Her Big Ass Banged (The story you are about to read is true. Of course the names have been changed to protect the ...can we call anyone here innocent?) I am an African-American male residing in Baltimore, MD. I stand 5'8," muscular with a big 8-inch dick. I am an attorney by profession and thus, I spend hours working both weekdays and weekend...

Dry Valley Ch. 18

by RedHairedandFriendly on Sep 18, 2017
Chain Stories

Someone is Watching Mitch and Jessica followed Tom and Bailey to Henry's, where they were soon enjoying beers and loud country music. Many of their friends were there, and several rounds of drinks were bought for the two couples. Beer flowed heavily for several patrons and eventually there were times the brothers were hauled onto the dance floors by other...

Crystal Passion Ch. 06

by bradley_stoke on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

"We've been invited to her home!" an excited Andrea announced after she and Crystal emerged from the hotel lobby's public phone booth. "Whose home?" I wondered, not really having paid much attention. I was sitting splayed across one of the Crown Hotel's most threadbare red velour sofas. We were now on the latest stop of our trans-American tour and in the c...

Mr Know-it-all Buying A Used Car

by maxdname on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

In these times of overvalued new cars and bleak employment outlook it pays to know how to buy a used car. Most of us are only three paychecks away from homelessness (finding the ideal location for a cardboard box will be covered in a future article). Because of this 'state of the union' being prepared to downsize from an SUV that burns premium unleaded gasol...

Summer Nights

by sagacious21 on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

A Seasonal Clef story Dana got us into this. She said that we had it wrapped up. We couldn't lose. I've heard that before. I'm Oswald MacDonald, but everyone calls me Mac. I'm 6'6" tall and I weigh almost 165 lbs dressed and wet; a beanpole, in other words. I exercise and lift weights, but I still don't gain weight. To add to that, to all intents and pur...

Please Cowboy? Ch. 06

by ChynaMarie on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

*So, this is the second to last chapter for sure of the Lily and Scott story. The last chapter will be fairly short, so don't complain...hope you guys like since I've been getting tons of emails about how slow I am at updating..lol. Ta ta for now. Chyna Marie* A year later... Lily strolled into the kitchen, baby Luc cradled in the crook of her arm. The...

Broken Hearts & Busted Stereos Ch. 06

by bleedout on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

Ted sighed restlessly, eyeing the clock. 7:30 am and his bedroom was flooded with light. He had barely slept a wink. Mika had been too drunk to realize, but he had seen the movement in the yard, recognized a tall slender shadow and a far short, curvier one beside him. Why couldn't he just be happy for them? And how could he set things right without ever admi...

Black Power is Forever

by Samuelx on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Friday nights were made for going out. However, sometimes it's good to stay in. My name is Wonda Saint-Thomas. A very tall, beautiful and voluptuous Haitian-American sister with a story to share. I graduated from Brockton Community High School a while ago and enrolled at Langston Hughes College, a historically Black institution located in downtown Boston, Ma...