Bodily Functions Stories

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Derby Line Marriage Ch. 08

by jtuf on Sep 14, 2017
Non-Erotic

Patrick walked down Broadway along the Columbia University campus. The physical at Columbia Presbyterian was relatively painless. The hospital staff was very professional considering that they were examining his genitalia. When he handed over his sperm sample, the nurse took it casually like it was just a glass of milk. Patrick certainly would not be so nonc...

A Vulgar Display - The True Facts

by minerva69 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

The Americans onomatopoetically call it a queef, while us Brits, charmingly refer to it as a fanny fart, this elusive and frequently embarrassing raspberry blown from the female genitalia is seldom heard by most of us men, and even more seldom discussed. But none the less, I would be willing to place any amount of monies on the fact that I am not the only ch...

Extreme Detail

by Darious on Oct 7, 2018
Non-Erotic

(You may skip this if you desire to, just explaining in depth what this story will be like and why.) WARNING: In this story I will be trying something new for me at least. Here I will not be doing a few things: • Explaining a characters thoughts or feelings. • Using standard paragraph story telling writing format. (Continue) • Explaining past information via...

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Everything You Always Wanted

by Fleas on May 21, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

You finally have everything you always wanted. You're not human anymore. You rub your new body up and down. It's perfect, slender, and shiny, and it's all yours. You've got a small access panel in your lower back. It contains your SRPI port, some status lights, and your power and reset buttons, all locked up with a key hidden in a place only your girlfriend...

Date Night

by jjmudd on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

The waitress stopped at the corner of the table and placed the blood red envelope in front of the impeccably dressed woman. "Your gentleman friend has paid the bill and he asked me to give you this." "That gentleman is my husband," replied the woman, with a smile. "Thank you." Cynthia looked at the envelope on the table. Scrolled across its' crimson face...

Pussy Farting Genevieve

by wife2hotblk on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

Some things in life simply are so intimate that few of us are comfortable discussing such things; bodily functions in particular. Pussy farts chief among those taboo subjects. I clearly remember the first time I heard the term 'pussy fart.' I was a young exotic dancer, commonly called a stripper, but I prefer the old fashioned term of burlesque performer. Th...

Garvog

by DarthQWK on Sep 5, 2020
Fantasy

Authors note: This one will have more sex but still have some story to it. It will branch off into multiple different linear branches. I will focus one or two but if I get an idea I will make a chapter and if it is a hit I will expand on the idea beyond a single chapter. There is sex in chapter two so you don’t have to wait long in this story but there are a...

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Daddy's Girl Ch. 02

by haunted_one2005 on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

From my somewhat skewed position, i can see Him come back into the bedroom. He's dressed for work already, but his wicked grin and lust-filled eyes tell me he's far from done with me. As he comes closer, his eyes roam over the sight before him... one well fucked whore, belly distended, wriggling just the slightest bit in discomfort, ass plugged and cunt fill...

Sunday Lunch, dear?

by Adrian69702006 on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

As with 'Thursday in Jeans' I wrote this story some time ago and have posted elsewhere online. If you've already seen it, I must crave your indulgence. However if it's new to you I hope very much that you'll enjoy it. Please note, however, that if you're squeamish about bodily functions it may not be for you. * Anne pressed the button to lower her car...

East of Eden

by PositiveThinker on Sep 14, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

Big Brother is watching the wrong couple. Paradise Vacations 1411 Rainbow Road, East of Eden, Florida Dear Mr. and Mrs. Smith, We managed to get your names from our exhaustive market research program that is connected to the keystrokes you agreed to have your homepage record, monitor, and analyze, when you first made Sex For Married Couples your homepage...