Bodily Functions Stories

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Mick Returns to Reconnect

by EgmontOriginals on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

(Set in New Zealand) "Michael John Dobbins, you have been found guilty of urinating in the ornamental fountain pond in front of Balmoral's Courthouse and are hereby convicted on a charge of indecent behaviour and fined $250.00 with Court costs of $310.00." "Had you committed that oafish act during the hours of darkness I may have merely rebuked you and the...

Four Guys & Marriage

by Egmont Grigor on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

CHAPTER 1 The Friday night office crowd had vacated, leaving the bar to those who had no reason to go home. Jeff, Tully, Moose (Maurice) and Sandy waited for Cathy to load the dishwasher one more time and to grab a coffee, knowing when that happened she'd come down and lean over the bar chatting with them, allowing them to look at what she had stacked down...

Harry Pt. 02

by EgmontGrigor2011 on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Returning from the bathroom after shaving and noting his daughters had completely removed every trace of their mother from that room, Harry thoroughly read the morning newspaper of which he was now managing editor. He made a second cup of coffee and sat back and thought about that time he'd left the city all those years ago, virtually being tossed out by his...

My East Coast Cowboy

by beagle9690 on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

She was sitting patiently in her kitchen with a cup of coffee waiting for her husband of 15 years. David had been moving about the house in frenzy for the past 2 hours getting ready for his semi-annual fishing trip to Canada. Then she would be free of him for the next 10 days and have the entire house to herself. Their love life was nonexistent and had been...

The Humper Game Pt. 03 Ch. 05

by WilCox49 on Jun 19, 2018
Romance

Author's note: This is, in all its seven parts and their many chapters, one very, very long story. If long stories bother you, I suggest you read something else. No part of this story is written so as to stand on its own. I strongly suggest that you start with the beginning of Part 1 and read sequentially—giving up at any point you choose, of course....

Post Human Ch. 01

by Kritzler on Aug 21, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Author's Notes: This is my first attempt at writing a story with sexual content, an experiment I wanted to try for a while now. It serves as kind of a pilot for what might become a longer series, following the protagonist in his exploration of a dystopian future earth. If people here like it, maybe I will write more. The kinky stuff is an integral part, but...

Prince Gyllen Ch. 13

by MythMaker on Aug 21, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Business in Gaul had concluded. Nothing else worthy of note occurred that had not already been chronicled beforehand, other than perhaps Gyllen being talked into having sex with a urine-steeped Min in a tucked away corner of the sandy shore. Gyllen's milky flesh had refused to tan at all during his visit to the beach, though he noticed Min was looking a som...

Far Pangaea 92: Cold Shoulder

by SZENSEI on Aug 27, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Madigan Ridge watched in a ghostly horror as her daughter slammed dead on into the frozen tundra below. In phasing through the ship following Sophia's descent she could not keep up, drifting slower toward the steaming pit she lay in. What was worse as she floated in the shadow of the Ganthorian starship X'Orr, now commandeered by the deceptive Orin Ridge she...

Harley Quinn: Cum-Dumpster

by CMK877181 on Mar 5, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

*This story is the second of the Arkham series. Each part functions as a stand-alone with its own plot-line and they do not need to be read together (although please feel free to do so). This part takes place during Batman: Arkham City, using the same characters and plot-line as the series, up until the start of the story obviously. I tried to keep the chara...

Like Blood for Coffee Pt. 02

by NoraBarnacle on Mar 5, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

They found Tim the intern dead the week after Fulbright shipped. Noth's assistant woke her hours before sunset with the news, rapping it out on the panels of her hidden coffin. Bite marks, died from blood loss. Noth texted from inside: Westwood poncho. Wraparound glasses. James in car. The blackout shades were drawn and heavy bottomed jar of suncream waite...