(Disclaimer: The characters and events in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This story is a porn parody. It is not officially endorsed by Nintendo or their affiliates. The writer is in no way associated with Nintendo or their affiliates. All copyrights are owned by Nintendo) (Mario is canonic...
"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light." ― Groucho Marx The three-legged Chihuahua scampered across the sickly-lit camino, on a collision course with its panicky prey. Loping behind the beast were its minions ― a pack of the same variety, but each with four limbs. For whatever reason, these "complete" counterparts weren't able to keep pa...
"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light." ― Groucho Marx The three-legged Chihuahua scampered across the sickly-lit camino, on a collision course with its panicky prey. Loping behind the beast were its minions ― a pack of the same variety, but each with four limbs. For whatever reason, these "complete" counterparts weren't able to keep pa...
Brandon wondered what had happened to his sex life. A little over a year ago, he got married to Lauren. After 6 months of living together and incredibly passionate sex, he had thought that it would continue that way after marriage. But things had gone down hill after the honeymoon. From twice a night, they were down to four or five times a week and never wi...
Deep inside the lands of demons and monsters at its heart laid the demon kings castle. It was the very definition of what a typical demon kings castle would be. Made of black obsidian and surrounded by lava moat with many towers which had spikes all over them. In the inner portions of the castle within the throne room, a giant throne made of pure obsidian la...
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It was another Thursday night at Dick's Last Resort. The guys met there after work every Thursday for a drink. They always got a kick from the name as the place was little more than a dive bar with a few coin operated pool tables. It was the very last place on Earth men could light a cigar in public and not get arrested. There was never much of a crowd at Di...
The cat burglar snuck out of the building. All too easy, she thought. This heist had been planned for almost a year, and she now had what she wanted most. The Diamond Dildo! Finally, such precise and sharp edges would satisfy her pussy like no man could. Her ears perked up. Police sirens were going off and making their way towards her. She started running...
It started off as an average day; get up, clean, eat and off to work. You enjoy your work, you went through enough classes and education to get here and you take pride in the time and effort you put in to your work. In the crazy world you live in with people having superpowers; flying through the sky, shooting fire, controlling metal etc. Having a normal lif...
Scientific accidents, alien immigrants, and mythological creatures come to life. These are just some of the strange phenomena that began six months ago. Now hundreds of super powered beings inhabit the Earth battling for good, evil, and everything in between. Only one commonality links all of these super-beings, their powers are connected to sex. Some have v...