This is a pimped out redneck fuck parody series... It ain't real This is my biggest fuck parody series ever... It will be a bunch of perverted episodes about my freaky ass, pimped out and sleazy redneck life... I'm keeping it simple... There will be tons of sex, freaky shit and sleazy ass perverted fun... I make porn, sell drugs, pimp hoes and sell motherfu...
In the myths and legends, the light of the moon transforms men and sometimes women into wolf-like beasts, and they roam about, ravaging the countryside and preying upon the unwary. Makes for lousy storytelling, the moon-based dependency that these fictional creatures operate under. The truth is that shape-shifters exist in many cultures, from the Native Amer...
One benefit to having an in-ground pool is coming home to find the pool full of flotation devices. Even better is when they're all attached to the chests of my girlfriend, Princesa, and her unanimously stunning friends. The icing is when all of said flotation devices are covered by minimal amounts of fabric, if at all. This afternoon, Princesa was hosting o...
My name is Kyle Jonathan Francisco. I'm a young black man living in the town of Brisco, Illinois. These days, I'm a student at Brisco College. It's a small, four-year private school. I get to go there for free since I play for the Varsity Baseball team. We're off to a good start this year. We have a good team. I think we might make it far. Brisco College has...
'Wow', Angie thought to herself, 'I was always told that cruise ships cabins are tiny and cramped. This is nice; a king size bed, Jacuzzi tub, kitchen and a balcony overlooking the entire front of the ship. Maybe all that time I spent busting my ass at Wal-Mart to help put Aron through college was worth it!' "Look out Booty! Comin' through!" Cathy hollered...
WARNING : FREAK FUCKING INCEST PARODY... FULL ON SLEAZY ASS PERVERTED HEDONISTIC DEBAUCHERY RUN WILD... IT'S DEPRAVED AND DIRTY TO THE MAX... IT'S FICTION... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT'S FILTHY AS FUCK... ENJOY MY FELLOW FREAKS STORY : AN INSIDE LOOK AT THE FREAKIEST AND HORNIEST FAMILY EVER... MY FUCKED UP SLEAZY SEX FILLED LIFE FOR YOU TO ENJOY... BUCKLE UP....
Author's note: This is a work of fiction. All characters are eighteen years or older. Don't expect realism and you won't be disappointed when you don't find it! Enjoy! ***** Clear and bright over the deliciously sloppy symphony of nursing, suckling noises centered around his spittle-coated boner, a voice emerged to snap Nick out of his blissful haze. "So...
The following story includes a transgender character, prostitution, Domination/submission, and derogatory terms used to humiliate. If this offends you please do not read any further. ***** How did Greg get here? It's election day in Washington DC and he is standing in the Ronald Reagan Airport with a big problem. To understand his problem it is important t...
Prim and proper Heather Stewart believing in monogamous marriage had always politely smiled and flashed her diamond ring and wedding band to show that she was off the market whenever men hit on her until a female classmate in her evening college course mentioning Penthouse Letters magazine made her curious enough to buy the current issue. Claims of unparalle...
I woke up in the mid-morning with my arms around Alesha. She was peacefully sleeping with an angelic look on her face, so I just lay awake and watched her breathing. I was feeling very possessive now that Alesha had agreed to marry me and we had had bareback sex last night. Alesha was going to be the mother of my children and I didn't want anything or anyone...