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Censoring Sex in Songs

by Selena_Kitt on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Congress held hearings about hip-hop and rap lyrics a few months ago. Right. Like this is supposed to do anyone any good? Is this supposed to stop the N word from being bandied around and prevent "Beeotch" from ending up in the dictionary some time down the line? Somehow I doubt it. I have a 14-year-old son who listens to rap, and it's not pretty. Some of th...

Dara Lives in Bangkok with Husband

by LolaPaul49 on Jan 1, 2019
Loving Wives

Thailand, Summer of 2006 This stand-alone story covers the some highlights of Dara's first few weeks in Bangkok with her new husband. Reading the other "Dara..." stories is suggested but not required. For the convenience of those who read the other stories, the chapters are numbered sequentially. Dara has lived all her life in a poor rural setting without...

Lesbian Empress

by LesbianMuses on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

You know you're a Lesbian Empress: When you realize anytime someone messes with you, it's like Helen of Troy. There's an army of LezBro's crossing oceans to battle for your honor. When your LezBro kicks the A$$ of some jerk-off that won't leave you alone, you starting singing, "Hey now, hey now. My LezBro's back!" You sing this unfazed in the middle of the...

The Dubious Dictionary: Aa-Ad

by MathGirl on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

A collection of arcane and under-appreciated words for the edification, education, and entertainment of the reader. Definitions are included, along with clarification. Also, the word is used in a sentence, where appropriate, to indicate its proper usage in everyday language. NOTE: An asterisk (*) following a definition indicates that the word and definition...

Dara Fishes for a Husband Pt. 01

by LolaPaul49 on Dec 19, 2018
Loving Wives

All sex is between people who are 18 or older. This could be listed as interracial (Thai and Korean) or first time (Chapter 2). It is not a romance, as love is not on stage. However, many in this world have arranged marriages where love grows. Dara is 18 years old, a Thai Muslim with long black hair, 5 foot 4, very skinny (underfed). Her breasts are deflat...

The Barney Files

by ReverendAnimal on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

November 13th, 1998 Dear Purple People Eaters, Hi. I do not have a membership in your *fine* fan-club, but I have a question. I suppose it is obvious that Barney is a T-Rex, but I'm having trouble figuring out what in Heck Baby Bop and B.J. are. Could you help me with this? I think you should have more pictures on your website of some of the supporti...

The Adventure of Fizzer

by HeroFizzer on Mar 6, 2018
Humor & Satire

The cat burglar snuck out of the building. All too easy, she thought. This heist had been planned for almost a year, and she now had what she wanted most. The Diamond Dildo! Finally, such precise and sharp edges would satisfy her pussy like no man could. Her ears perked up. Police sirens were going off and making their way towards her. She started running...

Swing Time Ch. 01

by l8bloom on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

All characters in this story are 18 years of age or older. * Eighteen-year-old Allison Katz closed her eyes and blew the last run of Artie Shaw's Etude No. 3. The hard tip of the clarinet curved warmly in her mouth. She sucked off a drop of saliva and pulled the instrument away from her lips. Ah! It was her senior year in high school. Only music had brough...

Life of a Slut Wife and Mum Ch. 00

by dercius on Sep 26, 2017
Humor & Satire

A fun list of terms and "definitions" in the style of urban dictionary but with regards to my slutty Singaporean tai tai mummy, as an aside to the main storyline. It's organized by alphabet with a word or phrase followed by a casual definition and then for certain words, I've also added an example of use. This is a work in progress and will be updated from t...

Dara Leaves with Her Husband

by LolaPaul49 on Dec 25, 2018
Loving Wives

This stand-alone story starts the morning after "Dara Is Instructed By Her Husband" which in turn follows "Dara Fishes For A Husband." Reading those stories is suggested but not required, most of the same characters are in all three. For the convenience of those who read the other stories, the chapters are numbered sequentially. Dara has caught Sung Ro, wit...