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Absolute Corruption

by DragonCobolt on Sep 19, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Author's Note: This is a sequel to the story Absolute Power -- if you want to learn how Leon and Laxy got into this enviable situation. * There are upsides to being an immortal shapeshifter with your own personal wish granting genie. Okay, let me rephrase that, because the only way to end that sentence would have been with a resounding no shit, Sherlock....

Absolute Power

by DragonCobolt on Sep 12, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

A Tale of the Genie Wars * I frowned as I looked at the Nile crate that had been dropped before my front door -- the peeling postage on the side proclaiming that it came from my Aunt. The corners of the box looked like they had been pretty badly beaten up, but that was why the Nile was the second most popular online shipping and delivery service in the wor...

Orbital Academy 16

by Maddirose on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I can't say thank you enough to all of my fans; I read and love every message! This marks the first of the longer, more story-filled chapters of Orbital Academy; something requested by a huge amount of fans. I hope you enjoy this new direction, and hope you enjoy the latest update! **************************************** *** Part 1 - A Change in the Orbi...

Let's Be Batman Pt. 31

by BatmansDick on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Tommy & Black Canary stood over The Calculator, menacing him. The effect would be terrifying on most others but The Calculator seemed unconcerned, even with the blood dripping from his eyebrow. "Tell us who you're meeting!" Tommy said in his scariest voice. They had discovered earlier that week that the person who had been supplying Black Mask with money &...

Orbital Academy 17

by Maddirose on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

*** Part 1 - Controlling the Flow *** *Pivot's General wears silver hair well.* Aimee mused, leaning back in her chair. She let her gaze travel up and down the man as he paced on the podium in front of them. *People talk about General Auspus being handsome, but Pivot's General is handsome too, in his own way. I actually like his look better, the mature look...

A Soldier's Tale Ch. 02

by patrick2536 on Sep 14, 2017
Non-Erotic

If you take the back road between Belfast and Londonderry, you will go though a small town called Glenshane pass. In that town lives a man with a very, very ugly scar. I know, because I gave him that scar. I had just returned from R and R (read A soldiers Tale -- Home on leave) and was waiting in Belfast Airport for some army transport to collect me. I wa...

Naughty Neighbors

by violetfringe on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

He is hot and drunk and horny. His cock is jutting up in his shorts. His hand cannot keep away from his hardness. He wants to do something dirty. He drinks from his beer and stares at the television. His hand ambles over the bulge in his shorts. She comes into the room, wearing only a pair of old cut off jeans and a flimsy, nearly see-through tank top. He do...

Freak Daddy

by DickThePimp on Jul 6, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Keeping it simple... And freaky... Parody... Offensive, but fun... For perverted entertainment purposes only... It's fuck time, bitches... You ever freak a bitch while your sweet mama makes you breakfast? I did just now. My girl Rosario Dawson strolled her fine Puerto Rican ass into the kitchen all nude and shit... Except for her gold and diamonds FREAK ch...

Unexpected Delivery

by Spindizzy on Aug 21, 2017
Fantasy

You wake up to the early morning sun shining through your Venetian blinds, directly into your eyes. You throw off your blankets, open your closet door, and dig through the clothes on the floor. Searching until you find your least pair of dirty pants. You get dressed not bothering to change your boxers and head into the kitchen through the eerie silence of th...

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Fifty-Somethings in Vegas Ch. 03

by 50something2 on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

"It looks like I got here too late," Linda said with a note of sarcasm in her voice as she scanned the three people wearing towels. "I thought you were sleeping honey," Jim offered as he moved quickly towards the couch and began pulling on his shorts. "Obviously," came the terse reply. Bill was also pulling on his clothes, but he said nothing. "I…I, don'...