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Chinese Piano Accordion-Good or Bad

by SusanJillParker on Sep 26, 2017
Non-Erotic

There are no underage characters in this story. All characters are over the age of 18-years-old. Buyer beware. Are Chinese piano accordions any good or are they all bad? The good, the bad, and the truth about Chinese accordions. Something you may or may not know about me from reading my stories but I used to play piano and my four, much older brothers all...

Furniture Shopping with a Hooker

by KimberlyV on Jul 14, 2020
Humor & Satire

Don't get me wrong I'm a girl who loves shopping, but furniture shopping is by no means my favorite activity. I hate those giant, furniture warehouse showrooms, full of odd-looking furniture. Worst of all they always have overly pushy commissioned salespeople hungry to sell you anything they can. Unfortunately, as a prostitute, I've found regularly replacing...

The Dubious Dictionary: Bl-Bz

by MathGirl on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

A collection of arcane and under-appreciated words. Definitions are included, along with clarification. Also, the word is used in a sentence, where appropriate, to indicate its proper usage in everyday language. NOTE: An asterisk (*) following a definition indicates that the word and definition are factual and may be found in any good 40 pound dictionary....

When It's Hot...STOP!

by RedHairedandFriendly on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

For those of you that have read some of my work, this short story relates to the toy used in the one titled: Getting What You Pay For I've shared this story with some of my friends, not all and never have I shared it with you, the readers. I'm going to do my best to retell this event and since Literotica boasts this as a fiction story site, then I'll tell y...

Oh Dumb Meter

by moreandmore on Jun 9, 2020
Non-Erotic

This completely non-erotic tale is about one of the most fascinating (to me anyway) projects I was hired to do. It fits right into the "2020 Literotica Geek Pride Story Event". Thanks to Chloe Tzang for organizing this event. For those of you who comment that my stories appear to have been written by a geek, you now have your confirmation. Guilty as charged...

Average Joe's Army

by PositiveThinker on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

This is a true story about Average Joe and his army celebrating National Nude Day. When a bunch of thugs moved in the neighborhood committing petty crimes and selling drugs and gave Joe, of all people, Average Joe, a hard time while he was out walking his dog, Fifi, a precious 5 pound, white Chihuahua, there was no need to call the police. Joe pulled out h...

The Non-Standard Man Ch. 07

by MissPrim on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Tersa's words rattled in my head. "An Andrew was responsible." What robot was that other than my Andrew, the one who spoke of Cicily intimately? I squelched my fears, and breezed into my apartment pretending nothing happened. Nothing as in I didn't give my husband a blowjob, and left him off at a hotel. "Hi, I'm home." Nothing. I went to the kitchen whe...

SusanJillParker's How to List #01

by SusanJillParker on Sep 1, 2017
How To

My how to list of advice for the everyday things in life: How to buy a car? SusanJillParker's How to advice #1: How to buy a car? Whether buying a car, a van, or a truck, most people think they know how to buy a motor vehicle, especially men. As impulsive as women are when buying shoes and clothes, men are impulsive when plunking down lots of money for a c...

Wild Weekend with My Wife Ch. 03

by fishgardengolf on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

The next morning as my wife and I were filling our plates with all kinds of goodies from the buffet line, we caught sight of Charlie, David and their parents talking to a very attractive, athletic looking guy. While we enjoyed our meal, Charlie and David stopped by and joined us. Soon the athletic guy appeared again and offered us a bottle of champagne. As h...

Diary of Her Dreams

by Sandman_Nightmares on Sep 17, 2017
Text With Audio

This audio is for girls that enjoy role play of this nature, to have a strict Daddy figure. Note from the author: This audio is strictly role play that portray a girl of 18 or older. It should be noted that the voice of the girl is in a mocking tone, I did not try to create an actual voice for the girl, only a mimic of my impression of her thoughts. I we...