I bought a new mattress today. Actually, it is our second new mattress in as many weeks. We returned the first mattress that supposedly retailed for $2,400 that we bargained down to $1,700. The mattress is nearly as firm as concrete. I liked it, my girlfriend, who has a bad back from horseback riding, didn’t. She said it was too soft. “Okay? Whatever?...
Part 2: The Importance of Exercise I cannot tell you how glad I am to get out of work today. I had to sit through two moronically pointless meetings today, and now I'm that much farther behind in what I have to get done even after putting in an extra hour today. All I need at this moment is to find a seat at the bar of my favorite drinking hole and get a sc...
***Note to the delusional amongst us- THIS IS PURE FANTASY. The characters and actions are figments of my imagination and nothing more. These stories are meant for the entertainment of ADULTS*** After having me watch her get fucked by her old boyfriend on a public beach, Ann was worried that I might be mad that she got so carried away. I asked her if she h...
I got my start as a used car salesman. Money for jam, really. The suckers, ah, I mean customers, would come rolling up expecting to get cheated and ready to beat your price down to something more reasonable. I'd quote an outrageous price and reluctantly let myself get beaten down to something that they considered more reasonable and I knew was still outrageo...
It started as any other day with an uneventful drive to work. It was still dark when I started out but, even through the torn up paving in the construction area near my house, I was able to avoid all the major potholes and ruts on the drive. Once out on the highway, traffic flowed pretty much at the speed limit actually letting me get to work a bit early whe...
It's December 23rd and we've decided to get a fresh Christmas tree this year. There's a Christmas tree farm in the snow-covered mountains of Colorado, not far from where we live. The snow crunches beneath our boots as we search for the perfect tree. Several families are also looking for trees. I slip my mittened hand in yours as we inspect the trees. A cou...
You wake up suddenly covered in sweat and trying to get your bearings back to where you are and you look at the clock and its 5 AM and it will be time to be getting up soon for work. You wonder if what you dreamt really happened Sunday or not. But your ass does hurt a little bit. Flashback: It's Sunday afternoon and you have just finished taking a long ba...
I'm dressed in a short black leather trench coat, red thong, black nylons, black lace garter belt, black leather mini skirt, 3-inch black pumps, a blue blouse and a navy bolero jacket. Thus attired I'm going out shopping with Victoria for more women's clothes! Our first stop is the downtown shopping mall. She parks her car in the Fifth and Mission garage an...
Gilbert parked in the large commuter lot. He started a new job today and was riding the train for his 70-mile commute into Washington. He went into the small trailer by the side of the lot. Gilbert stepped up to the ticket window. “How much for a monthly pass to Washington?” The woman selling tickets smiled. Her long straight brown hair flowed down her...
Cody was hung over again, and Hal dared not rouse her. She lay curled against Hal, her warm, soft body pressing into his, but with her head sandwiched between two pillows. "Not again," he thought. He checked the clock, and looked around the room. The laptop and hard drive sat on the table across the room. Cody's cheergirl skirt and top lay on the floor. Th...