So, let's say you've got your eye on someone. She's pretty, she's funny, and most of all, she's smart. Sounds good, right? The only problem is, you don't stand a chance. Perhaps you lack social skills, or maybe you just don't think you are all that interesting. But fear not, because I'm here to offer you advice learned over a lifetime. Most of it earned the...
Suddenly, Meg started screaming and pointing down into the water. "A SHARK! A shark is circling me, help! HELP!" I saw a large shape swim toward then away from her. She tried to suppress her screams as she treaded water. When the creature surfaced next to the boat, I saw that it wasn't a shark, just a playful manatee. When it headed for Meg again, my devious...
Author's note: I have never felt any inclination whatsoever to finish another author's story or to rewrite what he or she has written...until now. I am not writing this story as an attempt to improve upon what the original author has written; I am writing this to provide readers with a different spin on an all-too-familiar plot, to have a little bit of fun,...
Astrid sat against the wall. It was freezing. She'd have to find somewhere a bit more sheltered to spend the night, but for now, she just needed to sit down. This time 4 months ago had been so different. She'd lived in a nice house and wanted for nothing, partied every night and had plenty of friends. But a few months earlier her investment banker father al...
The meeting room was huge because it had to be. It resembled a stadium styled auditorium. There was a large steel table long enough to sit 25 people on each side. The seats that circled the room went up to row 42. And it was crammed with people. The Northland WolfPack was the largest and oldest pack in North America. It once was filled with a rigid caste s...
Girl's POV The handcuffs were digging into my wrists, but my skin felt so tender that I didn't dare move my hands at all. Fucking hell. I felt blind and disabled, unable to see because of the blindfold, unable to move because of the binds. Fuck. Fuck! How did I end up here? Oh maybe because I suck at running away from mob bosses. Fucking hell. "Ungag...
16 The Fuck Factory Carmel drew back the large red door marked Studio 1 and stepped inside to see a young woman with a clipboard watching three prisoners being cuffed and chained while a fourth prisoner was slipping into a dark blue leotard. Carmel recognised the producer. "Sasha. We meet again. How is life in Hollywood?" "Very good. I'm making a lot of...
Since the day she joined our lab, I felt extremely attracted to Ying. I'm an Indian and don't particularly prefer Chinese women, but there was something different about her. For one thing, she was tall, around five feet seven; and for another, she had beautiful, large eyes - both odd qualities for a Chinese girl. Also unlike many girls these days who wear co...
I am so hungry. Dieting isn't fun, is it? All one can think of is food, feeding, dining, supping, lunching, breakfasting, breaking the fast -- all right. Stuffing one's face. But I am so very very very hungry. It is a very hot and sunny day, and I've found a nice shady spot in front of the Art Building. I'm pale, of course. The sun is brutal to my white ski...
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