Once in a while I get reports of a robbery, followed by sightings of a person jumping from roof to roof wearing a pink-and-yellow leotard. She weaves in and out of anywhere there's money—homes, banks, businesses—and escapes. Witnesses said that she carried a 9mm handgun and wears a pink mask that conceals her face. Her nickname, the Bubblegum Bandit, comes f...
At last, Valeria's magical experiment was ready for human testing. Preparing it had left her workshop a bit of a mess, but the result was worth it. She held in her hand a stick of pink bubblegum, glimmering with the power of her own witchcraft. Without wasting a second, she popped it into her mouth and began to chew. It tasted like strawberry, her favorite....
“Prismo” Finn barged into the cell the trans dimensional being was held “ I want to get laid but no one will agree I need your help” Prismo looked at the human “Alright I am implored to grant your wish so I will grant you with persuasive abilities unmatched by any living being. “Thank you Prismo also Jake wants more of your pickles” Finn said seeing a jar ma...
I "You need to go to the Mountain of Monsters. The princess is being held on the hundredth floor by a . . ." The barkeep paused for dramatic effect. ". . . dragon." "A dragon, huh?" Ian Jackson said. The barkeep nodded, his expression grave. He must have fallen into a really old game, Jackson thought. Everything around him seemed a little blocky, as if t...
This is a parody... It is not real It was a bright sunny day in The Hamptons. Rachael Ray was having a pool party, for some famous and not famous, friends, at her new beach house, she and husband John had recently bought. Everyone was in swimsuits, drinking, eating and having a great time. Just another normal party amongst friends, right? Not quite. It was...
I tip the last book into place, standing on my toes to reach the top shelf. The library is quiet, it's the middle of the afternoon and most students are in the commons having lunch outside. It's nice out, the sky is diamond blue and the sun is a bright pinprick high overhead. I look out the window, distracted. "What're you looking at?" I startle, then scow...
When you posted the personal ad on Craigslist, you had no idea what you were in for. Her response email was just two sentences. She said: "I'm excited to meet you, meet me on the corner of ████ and █████ at 17:00. I'll be wearing a red dress!" Upon arriving at the corner, you're immediately shocked at the only woman wearing a red dress. You think she can'...
I'm late for chemistry, stepping into the lab just a few seconds after the bell. I could get away with it on a normal day, but Dr. Hausen is at the front of the class with an unfamiliar student. A new girl. St. John's doesn't get a lot of new students in the middle of the year, senior year especially. I duck my head under the professor's stern glare, heading...
This story is about New Seras. The city is known more for its crime than for anything else it exports. In the last ten years it has produced seven mass murderers and twice that many serial killers many of which still roam free untouchable by the police. Whenever something happens in New Seras there is only one man that anybody turns to for help. There is onl...
The sweltering heat bore down on the newly refurbished hypercobbles of Neo-Oxenhope, warming Lacey Hardcock's boots as she began her daily walk, the same as she always did. The year was 2355 AD, two hundred years after the Panda Cola mega-railway had been cyber-installed by order of the government, the Zavviour corporation. Due to public safety concerns, it...