The Honey-Do List Ah yes, the honey-do lists, never ending yet constantly expanding. I have come to loath and fear this reminder of how "days off" are never easy nor relaxing in preparation for the next week of work. Once again, the weekend begins and soon the list rears it's ugly head. The sink to fix, the tub to re-plumb, and the grass to be mown is only...
Ridges were pushing in from left and right into the distance. They looked like fingers pushing in between each other interlocking. Yes, they looked as dry and brown as the dried and dirty work hands of a redneck pa. Only straight down ran a weak river twisting left and right past the ridges. He could count the ridges into the distance: one, two, three, and f...
Another true story from my convoluted life. I am Sean. I am a white man with very limited sexual experience. I graduated college as a sexual virgin and married a sexual virgin who insisted on our always using a condom when we had sex (she wanted to see how much cum I produced each time), unless we were making a baby. I blew that relationship with a one ni...
The attendant was immediately alarmed when he saw the little red convertible racing down the road and entering the gas station at significantly more than the posted speed limit of 10 mph. He gripped his broom like it might protect him from the speeding vehicle, took three quick steps towards the raised concrete island that housed the station's three pumps, a...
The floor area reserved for hot oil massage was directly behind sakuras stool. The design had been artistically arranged to give the appearance of a small lily pond with ornamental koi swimming just below the surface. Sakura made no attempt to stop ayame and kaoru as they gently lifted her and carried her backwards to lie in the contours, her heart was still...
'Hello! Maggie, are you there?' 'Yes, Jane, I was in the kitchen. Is it a call out?' 'Afraid so, I know its late, its your fault for being a mid-wife on call. Its Anne at Dyke Cottage, she's a regular of yours.' 'Right, I'm on my way. Anne is okay its that creep of a husband of hers. He strips me naked every time he looks at me.' 'Chance would be a fine...
Taking her two index fingers Daphne slipped them into her mouth, pulling apart her cheeks before lowering her head onto the engorged prick in front of her. Sliding as much of the throbbing erection down her gullet as possible, she slobbered noisily upon Mr. Dickinson's cock, for after all, she was a noisy slut. She felt him place his hands onto her shock of...
The most sexually responsive woman I have ever known is called Ermintrude. Not quite the name for a female forever on the brink of coming? And she appears the image of the sourest puss of a cast-iron virgin schoolmarm you can imagine. Further, she has looked like that since she was eleven, she tells me, and she is now sixty-seven. But she is also, she says,...
It was such a silly ritual, really. The girls in the group all acted like they didn't care, the boys all pretended that they didn't notice, but somehow the thought of even trying it scared her witless. She had come into the group when she started going out with Rob. There was a culture in the group. Each time the weather warmed up, the group's recreational...
If you were to know one thing about Jeremy Stack, you would know he has the world's biggest hard-on for Kelly Clarkson, that famous singer who rose to stardom via the famous television show, American Idol. It wasn't long after Kelly won the competition that Jeremy began waiting outside of her dressing room door after live shows on the American Idols Tour. An...