This is a parody... It is not real This story stars: Gretchen Carlson and Christy Canyon *** I had started a new satellite radio show called... Swagg Pimpin' 101 with DICKTHEPIMP... I was looking to branch out of my pimp world and maybe reach a broader audience and hey, they threw me some nice coin, so I decided to try it. It's cool. Easy work, I just sho...
By Aleq de Satyr Prologue My name is Octavia, Tavia for short. I am a 47 year old non-conformist Social Scientist. I was on my way home to Denver, Colorado, after attending a seminar in Santa Fe New Mexico, when I decided to stop over in Taos for a short rest. I am also a Feminist activist, sex enthusiast, educator, herbalist, and writer. My face is au...
The day had a pretty boring start, just a silicone filled blonde standing by a bed drinking from a bottle of water. Of course, there were cameras and sound equipment and all the other accoutrement of a set around, but mostly, just a girl dressed in regular clothes drinking from a bottle of, what else, Evian. This isn't what I come for and I'm glad today that...
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** Me and my buddies started making videos to upload online. It kinda just started organically. We hang out and fool around all the time so we always thought we could make some money off of it somehow. Fuzzy, Spence, Howard, Ellsworth and I have been really close since we were kids....
The sound of the toilet flushing woke me. Whoever installed those things must have been deaf because they sounded like an airplane taking off. Lindsey slid into bed next to me. Her soft breasts brushed against my chest. I kissed her long and deeply. She smiled at me and said, "Nothing like that has ever happened to me. No one has ever touched my bottom let...
My first impression of the city was that it was hot... hot and humid. I had only been in Miami for a couple of hours, barely enough time for me to unpack my bags and get settled in, when the phone rang. It was Dave, my old room-mate from college. He had been living down here for a few years now and promised to show me around. Hell, he was actually the one wh...
Grace. My girlfriend. What a fucking catch. I still don't know how I got her. At 26 she still looks almost 18. 5"7' and tight all over. Straight black hair, just down past her shoulders. Big, stupidly blue eyes and full lips, always ridiculously shiny with gloss. She lived on the stuff. Her front teeth were big just enough to almost always be visible and a...
"She's just too...I don't know. I like a lady to be a lady," Tim told me, holding his beer bottle with the fingertips of both hands and turning it slowly on the table in front of us. "She swears like she's in a Tarantino movie. And she's kind of..." He bugged his eyes and showed his teeth. "Aggressive?" I asked. "What wrong with being with a woman who want...
I pulled my truck into the gas station. It was one of those that stood on the brink of bankruptcy, obvious signs of neglect and disrepair. It was closing down as I stopped the truck next to the pumps and jumped out. The pump jockey came out of the cavernous garage, wiping his hands on a greasy red rag. He eyed my truck with appreciation, then turned the same...
This story is purely fictional. If you are under 18 or are offended by anal, bi-sexual, or lesbian sex, do not read this. Haley looks like the girl next door and every guy at work dreams of screwing. She stands 5’ 7” in heels with long creamy legs that meat with her nice round ass. She’s very curvy and supple with a flat stomach and 26 in. waist that accen...