Bumstead Stories

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Drawn-Out Sex

by spidercow2 on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

His lovely wife Blondie warm beside him, Dagwood Bumstead sleeps peacefully, and the letters "S-K-N-X" in big black capitals issue from his open mouth. The twittering of birds outside their bedroom window pulls him from slumber, and his ovoid black eyes open enough to see her youthful, dimpled face, framed by a lush array of canary-yellow curls. Amazing how...

Mr. Dithers goes after Blondie

by slord on Oct 26, 2008
Cheating Spouses

Mr. Dithers watched his hidden camera inside the Bumstead home. He never did like Dagwood, but he kept him around because of his amazing blonde wife. Julius Dithers believed that Dagwood didn't deserve her. He would make it his mission to bed her and breed the young wife. After all, he had no heirs with his fat wife to leave his empire. A young woman would d...

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Blondie's Adventures

by BWayne on Nov 27, 2016
Fan Fiction

Julius would send Dagwood on marathon business trips. This would help him woo Blondie even further. Everyday for the past month after spiking that first drink, he would visit Blondie's home to have epic fucking sessions. One particular day... The doorbell rang. Blondie thought, "That must be him!" Her heart was racing as she finished her final down...

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A Peek at the Comics Ch. 02

by Irish Moss on Sep 15, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction concocted entirely within my imagination. While I hope you enjoy this story and are compelled to provide feedback, I don't expect the subject matter will appeal to everyone who reads it. If this story does not appeal to you, there is undoubtedly one somewhere on Literotica that will, so your energy will be better spent o...

Revenge in Advance - Mona

by saddletramp1956 on May 7, 2019
Loving Wives

The following is a continuation of the saga based on edrider73's 2014 story, "Revenge in Advance," in which a wife purchases an insurance policy that ultimately details the revenge her husband would face if he was caught cheating on her. In a nutshell, Oscar, the husband in the story, learns that if he were caught cheating, he would essentially be kidnapped,...

Revenge in Advance - The Briefing

by saddletramp1956 on Sep 23, 2019
Loving Wives

The following is a follow-up to the sequel based on edrider73's 2014 story, "Revenge in Advance," in which a wife purchases an insurance policy that ultimately details the revenge her husband would face if he was caught cheating on her. To understand the full context of what is happening here, I suggest you read that series, made up of "Revenge in Advance,...

Mr. Music Please

by ReverendAnimal on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I wasn't there myself, but the story was all over town... About the time that the plane crashed into Empress Chili and the Ninja Twins went on their killing spree at the Lucky Star, Mommyrot who had been playing at the Plexiglass Onion mysteriously lapsed into My Name is Bocephus by Hank Williams Jr., which in turn lured Santa Claus and countless other innoc...