They're putting together a task force, he thought as he rubbed his hands together, almost giggling in delight. A task force in his honor. It was almost like getting an academy award. He did giggle then, thinking about standing at a podium, Nick Saint handing him the head of a dead girl as a trophy. Too delicious. He was down in his laboratory, what he calle...
Married with Children: Al's Vacation Ch. 1 Al watched his family scarf down the dinner he'd bought them. Peggy now sat beside Al, hugged up next to him. Al felt curiously horny but didn't budge for the moment. He peered at Kelly who leaned against her mother's leg for support. Her stomach was fuller now than ever before. Her head rested on Peg's thigh while...
[Set in New Zealand] BALLBREAKER - a demanding woman who destroys men's confidence. (Source: Free Online Dictionary. Chapter 1 Susanna Bundy spent her first formative 12 weeks in a bassinette with a Barbie Doll attached at the far end of it. When she graduated to a cot in the nursery, decorated in pink, the doll went with her, hanging near the end of th...
This fictional story is based on the '87 to '97 TV sitcom, Married With Children. Richard Baker has lived in his house, on Jeopardy Lane, for 21 years. He bought the house, in a suburb outside Chicago, when he took the job as a salesman for a major pharmaceutical company. At the time, Richard was a young man, only 24 years old. His job has been a succe...
Al Bundy woke from a deep sleep. He could hear noises. Obviously the noises had woken him, but what were they? He quietly got up, not wanting to wake Peg sleeping next to him, and put on his dressing gown. He moved into the hall. The noises grew louder and seemed to be coming from the direction of his daughter, Kelly’s, bedroom. Her light was still on so Al...
EPISODE 02 IN THIS SERIES ABOUT TRAILER PARK SEX ADDICTION... EACH EPISODE HAS A DIFFERENT CAST BESIDES ME... ENJOY THE SLEAZY WHITE TRASH FUCK FUN "UHHHHH... Damn baby... your dick feels even bigger than normal. You takin something?" Slapping Alia Janine's slutty ass. "Fuck no baby. I don't need that shit." Grabbing her hair, Pounding her slick, used up p...
"This life isn't a fairytale, there is no happily ever after, and I wouldn't expect to find prince charming nestled somewhere waiting to rescue you. No one is going to save you, that is something you might as well accept now, go ahead prepare yourself for the inevitable end. It's not going to be pleasant or kind, no one is going to care if you're crying or i...
Each story is exactly 50 words long. The titles do not count in the word total. * Devil's Shit List Three friends die and go to Hell. Roy and Jim have to sleep with two ugly hags. "Why," they ask. "Because you're on my shit list," the Devil said. They then see Tony sleeping with Heidi Klum? "What's that about?" they say. The devil replies, "She's on my sh...
You were walking in the rain. You'd just brought a porno about dominant women. You went to get a taxi cab. There were two people already in there. A gypsy came by and tried to get in. "Can you make room?" she asked. "Sorry, lady, it's filled," you said. You told the driver to drive. She muttered some gypsy curse at you. You get home and t...
One day, quite a while ago, I was sitting at home by myself when my doorbell rang. When I answered the door, there was a young, beautiful blonde there, and I recognized her right away. "Hi," she said. "My name is Kelly." The introduction was unnecessary because all red-blooded men could easily recognize the beautiful Kelly Bundy. I especially remembered the...