As I climbed off the bunk and put my swimmers back on after having had sex with Tash, I have to admit I was feeling every year of my age. My hamstrings and inner thigh muscles were burning and my back was aching just a bit from having pounded the girls so often during the last day and a half. And while my cock had survived relatively unscathed, there was jus...
"Here's to us and our new apartment," I said to my live in girlfriend, Sarah, and raised my glass of Merlot in a toast. We had just finished unpacking all the boxes that accompanied us from our old, drafty two-story house across town. We had really gotten lucky with this place, the building was only a few years old and well insulated. Although the rent was...
*** The following is a parody, and is not associated in any way with the original television series or its characters. *** Peg Bundy sat on the couch. Her pussy still tingled from her earlier encounter with her son. The more she thought about it, the more she was ready to go back to Bud's room for more. Peg started to head for Bud's room when the door bell...
Remember, I was takin Dollie shoe shopping? She didn't know it yet. And what better way for a man to get extra points than take his girl shoe shoppin? By this time during our dress-up surprise shopping trip, Dollie had that special glow! She was hot! After some more wandering up and down isles, we headed toward the shoe department, although Dollie still didn...
The story of Linda's first trick is true and happened when she had just turned 18. Linda and her friend Beth decided to hitchhike from Portland Oregon to Vancouver British Columbia in Canada. Being two beautiful well built girls they easily got picked up and arrived in Vancouver BC in the late afternoon. It was a typical Northwest day rain and more rain. Th...
*** The following is a parody, and is not associated in any way with the original television series or its characters. *** Today was a normal day for Bud Bundy. He had snagged his Dad's latest issue of "BIGUNS" and was lying on his bed with the centerfold opened widely. He was stroking his thick cock. He imagined what it would be like to slide his cock betw...
The chronological order of my stories is as follows: Todd & Melina series, Interludes 1-5, Sperm Wars series, Russian Roulette series, Case of the Murdered Lovers series, Case of the Murdered Chessplayer series, The Swap series, Interludes 6-10, The Murdered Football Player Series, Case of the Black Widow series, Teresa's Christmas Story, The Case of the Bl...
What a Sunday. Late as always, Rachel rushed out of the shower flying through her expedited morning routine. She whips the towel around drying her tight body, using it afterwards to wrap her long wet hair. Next she applies lotion to her limbs with the speed of light. Into the closet . . . what to wear?! She never knows whether to try and make a good fir...
Our Early Dress-up surprise games. Dress-up surprise, my Turn I SAW A BIG BOX IN THE BIG BOX STORE We were addicted to those small Strip Clubs in Peoria and a few other nearby towns in the Mid-West. Seems as though as fast as the County or a city shut one down another appeared. The nice thing about this was we saw fresh titties and made new friends who we...
The potholes awaiting any Numbers Guy are gaping and innumerable. What follows are two that sucked me in like an out-of-control vacuum, and spit me out like politicians do pathological lies. BLOW OUT This week's festivities found me on a collision course with a train wreck possessing the bountiful body of a porn queen. Of the ethos women are breeding vesse...