Ed agreed to hang the new drapes in his mother-in-law's luxurious home. The 6'0" tall 35-year-old man with short black hair and a well-toned 170 pound frame needed help so got his friend Pat to help him out. Pat is 5'11" tall and has thick clean-cut brown hair and a 175 pound well toned frame brought over his ladder and two hours later the two men had the dr...
Sue Storm-Richards was feeling unappreciated, and this was nothing new. She was prepared to accept the challenges of her life as the Invisible Woman, member of the Fantastic Four, CEO of a major corporation, mother, and wife. But at least as a wife, she thought she had the right to expect some special attention from her loving husband from time to time. Unfo...
Ring! "Hello." "Hey baby. How are you doing?" I breathed out, "I'm fine Kenny. How are you?" "What's wrong with you? You sound out of breath. You running over there?" "I am just waking up from a dream I had last night. It was hot and steamy." "Oooh. Tell me about it." "Well, it was late at night, probably around midnight. I was sleeping in this nice b...
So here it is late summer and I've been scoping out a couple of neighborhoods looking for an easy score. In case you were wondering...I am a burglar. I am average, white, 5' 10" tall, medium blond hair, 195 pounds and blue eyes. I only match the description of 24 million other men in America. Can you imagine what the police must go through every time they...
"Well, I've Never Been Kissed, Never Been Kissed, like this." "CUT. Good job, everyone. That's a rap." "THANK GOD. I'm REAL tired." The Australian walked off the set of her video and met with her director. "So, I was really good?" "Yeah. You were wonderful. I know your nervous, because this is your first video. Just relax. Your doing fine." "That's a rel...
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The Counterweight Palace is without question the finest Agatean Restaurant in Ankh-Morpork and, as such, a very popular eating and meeting place for that renowned city's movers and shakers. Here the landed aristocracy noshes on sim dum when they need a break from solid country fare. Here the Guild masters meet and discuss policy and here, because the owner i...
It was done. She'd put her hands around to her back to unclasp her bra but then she'd stopped and come over and pulled her drapes shut. I know she didn't see me. I had my lights off and my window was just one of a whole bank of them in a high rise across a city street canyon from her high rise. She did this nearly every evening. First the uniform and then th...
Note from author, this tale is entirely fictional and does not refer to any actual real events. ***** Kaley Cuoco was about to leave her Sherman Oaks home for a meeting at the CBS offices regarding her hit tv show. She had gotten up in the late morning, awoken by the sun that flooded her large bedroom through the big bay window. She stretched out and s...
It was all going so well that I should have known something was wrong. But I had done my due diligence and cased the joint for weeks. I knew where the cameras were, the patrol routes of the guards, and what kinds of locks were used on the doors. I got confident and I got caught, but not by the police. Jail time would have been so much easier. They let you ou...