So Jesus comes back to Earth right. And sure, I mean we were all skeptical at first and stuff, but you know, after all the pomp and circumstance and angels' trumpets and apocalypse and smiting of the antichrist and all that biblical crap, we're all pretty much convinced he's the real deal. And that's cool and all, 'cause I'm not down with Satan or nothing, a...
Sex is out, violence is in. It's amazing, in America you can see a severed head in a PG-13 movie... but you can't see a woman's breasts without the movie being Rated-R. So that means that a severed head is less severely affecting to young minds than a woman's body? Horror movies are all the rage... people getting their heads chopped off, nails pulled, thei...
It's or Its? What's the difference? Confusing "its" and "it's" is one of the most common mistakes I see in amateur writing. I will try to explain the difference between these two words so that you'll never again have to wonder if you used the correct one. You might be tempted to lay all the blame for your confusion on the apostrophe, but it's not really th...
Once back at the Caywood house, Eve began to clean up the house and contemplated her next move. As much as she wanted to tie up all of the loose ends herself, she had to admit she was in over her head and would need help. She straightened the pictures on the wall and walked out on to the porch, lit a cigarette and thumbed through her contacts on her cell pho...
JAM AND JERUSALEM 'And now ladies, I will announce the results of the homemade preserves contest: In third place was Mrs Patterson's beetroot chutney. The second prize goes to Mrs Hamilton-Smyth with her celery and walnut conserve. The first prize once again is taken by the Reverend Betty Finch with her delicious damson jam.' A ripple of applause rang roun...
Chapter 2 Intensity cannot be denied. "Pull out!... Pull out!" Heather commanded. "You fucked me to three nice orgasms. No more for you." Holy cow! I was just about to blow my load in that sweet pussy. Heather had crushed my balls really good while I was making her squirt and eating her. So she was primed and I lost the edge. I fucked her really good and...
If you would have asked me two days ago if I would be fucking a sex doll with another guy, I would have called you crazy or punched you in the face. Maybe both. But here we are, my buddy Mike and I railing this silicone sex doll and nearing the point of busting our nuts. So how did it come to this? I met Mike at one of those support groups for people deali...
Melissa Fourtnoy had picked flowers from Mrs. Tunnsmore's garden and delivered them to Mrs. Edith Brickhouse's house. The grandmotherly Mrs. Brickhouse and Mrs. Fourtnoy had a pleasant time. They met each Saturday for tea. It was a two-hour drive for Melissa, but with her love-life barren, it was well worth it. Melissa found Mrs. Brickhouse mature and atte...
Watching a woman pee close up has always been a real turn on for me. A lot of the more adventurous female friends and girlfriends I have had love showing off that skill when they are in the mood. Great thing to do in the bath or shower together as well as outdoors. The feeling of a warm pussy rubbing on my thigh and warm pee from it running down my leg in a...
The phone call was hoped for, but not totally expected. I had figured that the soonest I would hear from them, if they took the deal, would be at least two weeks away. But at eleven-thirty the phone rang and Mortenson said, "We are going with you Bruce. I've signed the papers and a copy is being faxed to you. You should have the originals by FedEx in the mor...