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Cooking with the Monkey Pt. 02

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

As usual, any and all comments and feedback are welcome as long as it's creative. Red Beans and Rice This is a meal my family has at least twice a month. Not only do we love it that much, but it sure beats the shit out of pizza every day of the week and twice on Sunday. I don't generally serve it with a bunch of sides unless I'm serving a crowd, so at the...

Cooking with the Monkey Pt. 03

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Author's note: Please vote and tell me what you think of my recipes. I may not reply to all the feedback, but I do enjoy reading most of it. Your comments are always welcome. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy! In the last two parts of this series, I have covered an entire carne guisada meal for a crowd and I have hopefully helped you make red bean...

El Corazon del Diablo

by HughMungus1 on Dec 25, 2019
Group Sex

"A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims [...] but accomplices." ― George Orwell Wonder Woman gave me a handjob, as we drove to the swing club in her Porsche. When an evening begins so propitiously, it tends to be a dynamic decline from there. How does one top an opening like the above? "I woke up today, and the IRS had vanished. Moreover...

Dental Loving

by standingstones on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I haven't been having much luck in my love life. It seems like all the women I date want a good time. Most of these ladies want to be wined and dined and I don't get much else out of it. Maybe it is because when they hear I am a dentist, dollar signs go off. The last woman I was seeing wanted to have me buy a wedding ring after two months of seeing her. I th...

Going South Ch. 04

by dgowre on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

We awoke too early next morning. How did we know? Our heads told us! I woke up first, or thought I'd woken up first, with my usual morning stand, a hand softly stroking it. What a wonderful way to wake up. The hand belonged to Sue, and when I turned to face her, her brilliant blue eyes were staring at me, a broad smile on her lovely face. "Did you enjoy our...

Lost and Found

by stonedcrab on Aug 18, 2017
First Time

I was thinking of spending time in the hilly part of Georgia for the hunting. My home was in north western Maine and I had no intention of giving that up but I thought having a camp where I could do some quail shooting would be good. So I rented a new Airstream on a plot of land I leased for ten years and set up a nice camp with a BBQ and a gas powered outdo...

Vacation With Mary

by catdog12 on Sep 12, 2017
Romance

The whole thing started when I planned a road trip for my vacation. The destination was anywhere I felt like stopping. There were two days left before I went on my three-week vacation, when Mary showed up. She was upset about something and I as usual asked what was wrong. "He left me." She was now crying in my arms. "Plus I lost my job." Ok now you have...

The Minister's Wife Ch. 01

by Jack1107 on Apr 17, 2019
Mature

It was three in the afternoon when the doorbell of Jack's Penthouse rang, Jack was an investor that covered all the markets, he was very good at it and was making millions every year from it. He had a big deal this morning which had netted him just over a million and had switched off his computer monitors. It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining, he was...

Cooking with the Monkey

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

I've never really been one to make a huge pot of stew and have it sitting in my fridge for a week. If I'm going to cook a lot of food for a large party of guests, though, I do like to go all out. For the purpose of this little How-To, I'm going to walk you through the makings of an entire Tex-Mex meal. Note that I said Tex-Mex, not Mexican. I do not live in...

Shemale Seduction - The Surrender

by BigAndy922 on Sep 14, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

I cannot remember what drove me to it. Cruising bars for sex had become a habit. Success can do that to you, but even steady success make you yearn for something different. I looked at her from across the bar and acknowledged her stare. She definitely looked hot and hungry, with eyes that seemed to size me up as a meal. I was about to approach her, when, sur...