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SusanJillParker's How to List #01

by SusanJillParker on Sep 1, 2017
How To

My how to list of advice for the everyday things in life: How to buy a car? SusanJillParker's How to advice #1: How to buy a car? Whether buying a car, a van, or a truck, most people think they know how to buy a motor vehicle, especially men. As impulsive as women are when buying shoes and clothes, men are impulsive when plunking down lots of money for a c...

How to Buy a New Car

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 16, 2017
How To

Did you notice that the name of this article is how to buy a new car and not how to get sucked into buying an SUV, mini-van, or a pickup truck? I love cars but I hate SUV's, mini-vans, and pickup trucks. SUV's, mini-vans, and pickup trucks are too big, too heavy, gas hogs. Okay, pickups are cool if you live on a farm or on a ranch or if you need that type o...

My Passion for Mustang GTs Ch. 01

by SusanJillParker on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic

Not all just about writing erotica, this story is about car buff stuff for car buffs. Susan writes about her passion for automobiles. I'm a car buff, always have and always will be. Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean that I can't love and appreciate cars, especially new cars rather than older cars, and especially new Mustang GT's over any other car on th...

Requiem for a Heavyweight Ch. 03

by SusanJillParker on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

As if your vote is my applause, please vote. * Ken and Roxanne go to see the "special car" that Jeff recommended and that Jake has to sell. Continued from Chapter 02: When Roxanne thanked Ken for the drink that Jeffrey sent over to her before he left, he felt the need to make small talk in the way that his friend had done with Cindy. Especially now that...

My Passion for Mustang GTs Ch. 02

by SusanJillParker on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Not all just about writing erotica, this story is about car buff stuff for car buffs. Peppered with humor, Susan discusses her other passion the automobile. Mustang GT's and Mustang Cobras are my favorite cars and, wishing he was the Dad I never had, Carroll Shelby was my idol. God rest his soul. May he rest in peace in the great automotive junkyard, race t...

My Passion for Mustang GTs Ch. 04

by SusanJillParker on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic

Not all just about writing erotica, this story is about car buff stuff for car buffs. Susan discusses her other passion the automobile. Of all the things that I learned about driving faster from Bob Bondurant and his team of drivers is that driving smoother is faster. With my eyes only looking to where I want to go, needing to feel the car to know what the...

How to Not Buy a New Car

by Middleagepoet on Sep 1, 2017
How To

  Okay, you've read some of the How to articles here at Literotica guiding you on how to buy a new car. Why there have even been some woeful attempts to make a non-erotic short story on how to buy a new car. I'm here to recommend you take those articles, print them out, then stack them up and use them to soak up the oil leak from your old car. Now hol...

Car Talk

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I got married shortly after I bought my New Yorker. I kept it for 7 years before selling it to my brother, who kept it for another 5 years. I bought a brand new '79 Pontiac Grand Am, 4 door sedan. We were talking about kids and even thought I wanted something more befitting my male testosterone, like a Mustang or a Camaro, I settled for the Grand Am. Now,...

Mr Know-it-all Buying A Used Car

by maxdname on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

In these times of overvalued new cars and bleak employment outlook it pays to know how to buy a used car. Most of us are only three paychecks away from homelessness (finding the ideal location for a cardboard box will be covered in a future article). Because of this 'state of the union' being prepared to downsize from an SUV that burns premium unleaded gasol...

How to Make a Woman Want You Ch. 03

by SusanJillParker on Sep 26, 2017
How To

Wayne gets a total makeover. Wayne gets help in how to make a woman want him. That Monday, after worrying all weekend long over what Susan would do, Wayne was as troubled as he was depressed. He walked the streets after work with his head down and his hands dug deep in his pockets while thinking about all that went wrong with his date with Susan. Wondering...