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by knurpslquorg on Apr 5, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

It was one of the days. If there was a chance that something could go wrong, it went wrong. It started with the milk I used to pour over my cereal. That morning, it came out of the bottle in cubes. So I went to work hungry. And as usual, I was late, but today it was because I had to stop at the restaurant with the two golden arches to get what they considere...

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Amanda, My Cousin; Mandy, My Lover Ch. 02

by bnaylor987 on Jan 23, 2019
Romance

So after about 9 months of trying to make Mandy my HDFS 376, or Human Sexuality "lab" partner, it finally happened. Out of 30,000 students, about 45% of which were women, Mandy was absolutely the best looking woman on campus. Undisputed. No argument needed. Quantifiable and provable by my biased standard... And she was in bed with me, her naked body lying...

Furniture Shopping with a Hooker

by KimberlyV on Jul 14, 2020
Humor & Satire

Don't get me wrong I'm a girl who loves shopping, but furniture shopping is by no means my favorite activity. I hate those giant, furniture warehouse showrooms, full of odd-looking furniture. Worst of all they always have overly pushy commissioned salespeople hungry to sell you anything they can. Unfortunately, as a prostitute, I've found regularly replacing...

An Unhappy Ending

by ReedRichards on Jan 27, 2020
Loving Wives

This isn't a pleasant or erotic story, but it is a true one; only the names have been changed to protect the guilty. There are no sex scenes in this one. I even omitted dialogue. Rather, this was just something I thought about when I woke up this morning, a tale not of a BTB consequence and not of reconciliation, but what actually happened to a couple I kne...

Chinese Piano Accordion-Good or Bad

by SusanJillParker on Sep 26, 2017
Non-Erotic

There are no underage characters in this story. All characters are over the age of 18-years-old. Buyer beware. Are Chinese piano accordions any good or are they all bad? The good, the bad, and the truth about Chinese accordions. Something you may or may not know about me from reading my stories but I used to play piano and my four, much older brothers all...

Average Joe's Army

by PositiveThinker on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

This is a true story about Average Joe and his army celebrating National Nude Day. When a bunch of thugs moved in the neighborhood committing petty crimes and selling drugs and gave Joe, of all people, Average Joe, a hard time while he was out walking his dog, Fifi, a precious 5 pound, white Chihuahua, there was no need to call the police. Joe pulled out h...

Once Upon a Fantasy Ch. 05-06

by coaster2 on Sep 18, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 5 Picking up the Pieces "I'm still having a hard time believing her lawyer agreed to these terms, Norman," Margaret Shadbolt said shaking her head after once again having read the separation agreement. "I have to assume Andrea dictated these terms. They have guilt written all over them." I nodded. "Yeah, that was my interpretation too. I guess I sh...

SusanJillParker's How to List #01

by SusanJillParker on Sep 1, 2017
How To

My how to list of advice for the everyday things in life: How to buy a car? SusanJillParker's How to advice #1: How to buy a car? Whether buying a car, a van, or a truck, most people think they know how to buy a motor vehicle, especially men. As impulsive as women are when buying shoes and clothes, men are impulsive when plunking down lots of money for a c...

Ex Wife At A College Party

by stjack on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

My ex-wife Debbie and I had been divorced for about 6 years when I heard a story about her at a college reunion. Let me back up...Debbie and I met the first week of our freshman year in college. We were both 18. We dated the entire freshman year and then I dumped her over the summer because I wanted to see other girls...which I did. When we got back to scho...

Caitlyn's Auto Service Experience

by Undecided2Bsure on Nov 25, 2017
Loving Wives

Caitlyn's Honda had maxed out of its extended warranty and according to the Honda website it needed to have some major servicing done around 105k miles. This included replacing the timing belt, belt tensioner and water pump. Pat, Caste's husband, had suggested some other services to be performed while it was in the shop. Caitlyn "Honey, would you come with...