by
MaxwellSpanx
on Aug 30, 2017
Humor & Satire
Arthur's Story
I woke up with a banging headache. As usual I made myself promises about drinking less and forcing Merlin to retire from his post as Chief Druid. I then slowly turned my head as I watched Guinevere sit up from the bed. To my surprise she let out a ripping fart. I laughed and pinched my nose. "Christ, Guin, give us some notice so I can open th...
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MaxwellSpanx
on Aug 30, 2017
Humor & Satire
Merlin's Story
My magician's hat leant to one side. The evening sun melted into the horizon while I zigzagged down one of the seedier streets of Cameltoe. Although I appeared drunk and confused, I knew exactly where I was heading.
I stepped into the whore house, but was immediately pushed back onto the street by Big Black Rosie. Despite being used to deal...
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by
MaxwellSpanx
on Aug 30, 2017
Humor & Satire
Arthur's Story
After dinner I walked the gardens to help digest my food. Despite the fine smells my head was elsewhere. My mind was a filled court politics. Everyone was at each other's throat.
The problems were building for me now. On top of ruling my kingdom, I had Guinevere heartbroken after being found having an affair, now I had my trusted knight tel...
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by
MaxwellSpanx
on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire
Lancelot's Story
I smiled into the mirror while passing the ivory comb through my golden locks. "Having to look at a face as handsome every morning, no wonder I turned out gay." Obviously grooming plays a major part in my daily routine. After all, it would be a sin not to indulge.
The bedroom door smashed open. Dropping my comb, I turned to face an angry...
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by
MaxwellSpanx
on Aug 30, 2017
Humor & Satire
Guinevere's Story
Arthur, the bane of my life. If it wasn't for the castle, his riches, and the fact he is easier to walk over than a bearskin rug... I'd have run over the draw bridge long ago. He moans, complains, and whines like a cat stuck in the rain. His days are spent moping around the royal quarters looking like someone has just slaughtered his dog....
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MaxwellSpanx
on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire
Arthur's Story
Guinevere, my love, my soul mate... My absolute pain in the arse. They say behind every great man there is an even greater woman... Yup, whoever said that was obviously in his wife's bad book. I mean, I'm never out of Guinevere's bad book. She may as well be writing a fucking parts manual for one of those fancy new trebuchets.
You would thi...
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by
ACarson
on Sep 2, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
My name is Amanda and my husband, Walter and I have been married for two years. I was a virgin when we got married, and Walter had introduced me to sex through the internet. In hindsight, I realized that I got a slanted view of what was normal, but at the time, I listened to Walter.
Anyway, I understand now that Walter had two fetishes. One was a camel-toe...
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by
Paul44
on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings
He watched his wife as she rose from the pool and admired her in the figure-hugging one-piece swimsuit. For a sixty year woman she still looked damned good and she still talked about keeping their relationship interesting. Sometimes he thought she meant shocking since she was as inventive about their sex life now as much as she was in their youth.
Usually...
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by
WayneGibbous
on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex
Chapter 1
Most Christmases have their own memories, the things that made each one special. This last one did as well, though not in any way that Lynn and I had expected.
It all started the March before with a friend of my wife's, who was a nurse. Erica and Lynn had been friends since they were about twelve and both went to the same college and nursing scho...
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by
roidesoleil
on Sep 26, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
Lacey had completed her first task of the week by getting several men on camera checking out her ass and cameltoe at the gym. It led to some great sex, with the excitement between us growing each time Lacey did her job.
Her second task of the week was a little harder and more daring. Lacey was to expose herself to a random stranger (not at the gym), and c...
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