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A Night in Old Havana

by pbon44 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Danny, short for Daniela stepped out of the rear seat of her Cadillac that pulled in to the entry court of the old Townsend house. She was dressed in a modern interpretation of a 1920's flapper dress. Several cars were unloading with people rushing to enter the party. Danny was attending what the invitation said was a night in Old Havana. It was a charity...

How to Save and Observe Earth Day

by SuperHeroRalph on Sep 14, 2017
How To

This is a Earth Day contest story. Please vote. * For those of you who are concerned about saving the planet, here are some things you can do. If you live in an area that has a lot of sunny days, get yourself off the grid by installing solar panels and using the sun to help power your house. Instead of buying electricity from the electric company, solar e...

A Somali Prince In Sweden

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

As Salam Alaikum, folks. My name is Abdirashid Ismail, and I'm a young Somali Muslim man living in the City of Gothenburg, Sweden. There are over forty thousand people of Somali descent living in Sweden, and for this reason, we're among the most oppressed minorities there. Lots of Arabs and Turks also make their home in Sweden, but it's us Somalis that most...

The Paradox of Perfection

by cliper2 on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

She jacked in for the third time this evening, hearing her cable modem screaming as it made the connection. Lori had kept the sound as a reminder of her first days on the 'Net. Ironically, in those days the sound of her modem and "you've got mail" were about the only things her computer spit back at her. Now, well, now everything came back. Especially buzz,...

Satan's Script

by SevMax2 on Jul 14, 2020
NonHuman

"You're a hard man to find, you know?" I heard behind me, turning around to see her there. My little sister, Stephanie. The only part of my growing up that I remembered fondly. The only person growing up, including our parents, who didn't treat me like dog shit. Suffice it to say that my overall first impression of the much vaunted traditional, nuclear fam...

Master Barber

by cliper2 on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

Copyright. All rights reserved. This story may be downloaded for individual personal use only. But distribution via mailing list, disk or any other form is prohibited without permission of the author under U.S. copyright law and America Online's Terms of Service agreement. * * * * * The conversation had grown halting, the pauses and the exchanged looks mor...

Customer Satisfaction

by 1Stranger on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Working for a furniture company I sometimes get sent out on customer call backs for defective or damaged furniture. Most of the time it’s just pain in the ass housewives who you can never satisfy, but sometimes I get lucky and get a pleasurable experience where I’m really able to satisfy our customer. Like just the other day when I was sent out to go inspect...

A Family Coerced Together

by Gulliver on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

This is the beginning of what I anticipate will be a long series. This first chapter is just a teaser. Please feel free to e-mail me with any suggestions you may have with regard to activities etc you would like to see in future episodes. Don Bunt's hands shook as he once again read the memo he had received from his boss, Bill Trigg, a few minutes earlier....

Tax Deductible Sex

by estragon on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Won a slave auction to benefit a charity at Mephisto's? OK, but what about a charitable contribution deduction on your income tax? Francine Traline tried it, the IRS denied it, and Francine and her attorney Franklin Moore took them to Tax Court. Here's the decision (I wish; this is a JOKE, son). PURSUANT TO INTERNAL REVENUE CODE SECTION 7463(b), THIS OPINIO...

Sacrifices for Love

by clipperdreams on Sep 16, 2017
Fetish

I'm the luckiest woman I know. I've got a great job, and I'm married to the most wonderful, loving man. He just adores me, and I him. There's only one thing I would change, and that is how often and how long he's away from home on business. He's a scientific researcher who travels across the country, advising various scientific endeavors. Sometimes he's cl...