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Ultimate Horror Cheese Porn

by PhanRD on Sep 15, 2017
Erotic Horror

Sophie was asleep in her bed, when all of a sudden she was awake. Though the room was the same as it always is, with dark shadows cast by the glimmer of street light peeking through her translucent pink curtains. She felt uneasy, like there was a presence in the room with her. Probably just too much cheese before bed. She rolled over to go back to sleep and...

A Girl and Her Bot

by BlowjobSuzuki on Jan 27, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

"This is way too much, Liz! There's no way I can accept this! How much did this cost you?" "Don't worry about it, the company paid for it. Think of it as a Christmas bonus. I told Gary he could either pay for a home service android, hire you a full-time assistant, or let you have a mental breakdown from overwork. And after we went over the numbers, the andr...

Abstract Circles

by TrailerLott27 on Jul 13, 2020
Mature

I had the munchies. I don't know and I don't care what they call it today; seems like almost everything I say today is 'so old school' that it is laughable. We used to call that passé' but even passé' is old school. Anyway, I had just smoked a bong of some primo shit; oh, let me guess, 'primo' is old school too. So, is calling my weed 'shit,' right? Noneth...

Sky's the Limit Ch. 03

by NaughtySexySecret on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

They were still in bed, and Sky had her head on Dev's stomach, blowing soft little whooshes of breath on his skin to make his body hair stir. His fingertips slipped lazily through her hair and across her cheekbone. She kissed his belly button and rolled off the bed. He watched her stretch, clad only in her peaches and cream birthday suit, arms over head, b...

Mellow Yellow Ch. 06

by miskeivitch on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

We entered my apartment after a matinée at the theater. Melinda had been my lover for a month and we were already discussing whether we should move in together. Despite our obvious differences, after all I was male and she was female, we were compatible in so many ways. Yes, the sex was good but everyday life was even better. After all, we were both intellec...

Mmmmmmm...

by bbkradwell on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Mmmmnnnnh, oh, OH OH HOH!!!!!!!!!! Greetings to you, my dear, good friend! How are you? My reason for writing to you, this fine eve, is to ask if you like food! I don't just mean, food: the stuff we eat every day to sustain our lives. No, Lover, I'm talking about, "FOOD!" Food should be a sensuous and sensual experience, am I right? Something that relea...

Hooters Plus

by GregB858 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Braden and a few friends had just heard about a new restaurant, that was anything but typical, it was called Hooters Plus, it was a non family version of Hooters, and there was rumors of exactly what was offered, and what people could get there. Braden told his friends he would check it out by himself and see if it was really worth going, as he had also he...

Nicole Deviates

by vampiric_demigod on Sep 13, 2017
Mature

Ken did not consider himself a bad guy. Yeah, yeah, sometimes he used his charm and silver tongue to get his way. Yes, sometimes he did things that society did not exactly approve of, but that was not out of malice or evil. He had fun doing those things and he could, so he did them. The only thing that he did consider a little 'bad' was the fact that if some...

Is Love All or Nothing? Ch. 18

by DestinyReader on Apr 3, 2018
Romance

Thank you Tigersman for editing this chapter. I know everyone wants to know what's going to happen next to here to the rest of the story. ***** "Oh my God!" Melissa exclaimed not believing her ears. "I hate him. How could he do this to me?" Jackie said, her face still red and tears streaming down her face. "There is no way he would." "I fucking caught t...

Fantasy Football

by LightningSeed on Aug 28, 2018
Loving Wives

I don't feel good about this. I went to go grocery shopping downtown. With our daughters finally back in school I had a little more time for it, and I just like being downtown. A couple niche groceries where you can get better stuff. It's a little more expensive, but it's worth it. I had worked out this morning, too: another opportunity that disappears i...